Its time to play: Is it just later in the day or am I over my cold suddenly?

Realizing that a good portion of the most toxic people in my life are the same star sign really makes me believe in astrology.

The Goats were calling, so I had to go.

This is amazing! 🤩

I hope y'all had fun for me!!!

It's really rude that I can't wake up early without being extra tired.

And no, going to sleep earlier is not an option.

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

Absolutely incredible night.
, but I am hurting lol

Can't wait to see how this looks glazed lol

Too cute!!

You 100% do ❤️

One moment you're planning a trip to see your international friends and the next you get body slammed by the price of having teeth

All I'm saying is I need MCR's current tour to be released on the silver screen like Beyonce or Taylor Swift's. I missed it in my city and I'm still crashing out over it

I miss putting on the most ridiculous makeup on during work hours and not worrying about it because no one called me.

Moving up in your career has its downsides.

Love when I get 18 texts from area codes I've never visited in the morning all just saying "hello" 🙃🙃🙃

Just a casual evening

An Instagram story of a glassblowing glory hole, with the song "I'm on the Edge of Glory" playing, but the word (hole) was tacked on to the word glory

A second Instagram story explaining that a glory hole is the actual name for a piece of equipment and I am not just a pervert

A story in two parts.

Damn this set up is making me want to root for James C
@hoodslam.bsky.social 💀

A reenactment of me getting a spam call:

Me: This number is from Vermont. I don't know anyone from Vermont who would call me.

Also me: But what if it's Bernie Sanders and he needs my help?

I can never stand beside pulp. But I get that juicy bits are a plus for others.

what is the best fund to support children or seperated families taken by ICE?

you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?

you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.

I yearn for the artificial flavors of my youth

Sometimes, I yearn for simpler times before my friends developed paletes for refined boba.
I'm a raccoon of a person and want my fruit flavored drink without pulp and seeds and real-ness.

You're at Fanime?! I'll be around!

I spent 30 minutes trying to write something. Made a post. Deleted a post. How do I encapsulate my rage, my grief, my entire life experience and that of countless others? Medical misogyny destroys lives. It happened to me. It's happening now. It's getting worse. It must stop. We must stop it.

You don't know you're in the good old days until they're gone 🥲

I miss when the internet was fun

Glass blueberry

Kind of obsessed with these glass blueberries I made.

My boss said I was very popular during my performance review and as a generally awkward person, that felt like a gold star on my report card ⭐