Miss Kitty Kitty Meow Moew makes my place a home.

The convicted felon elect's pick for Surgeon General has a medical degree from the American University of the Caribbean School of Medicine. Seriously ,look it up. (The current Surgeon General has a BA from Harvard and an MD from Yale). What could go wrong?

Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.

I watched every season of Law & Order SVU and I took the LSAT.

I am prepared to lead the Department of Justice 🫡

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