Storytime is my jam, and 10 small children melting down because they dont want to leave is everything I need to reaffirm my faith in myself, humanity, and the joy of literacy.

The deleterious effects of not having a hobby are becoming a defining point in this cultural moment—and who is poised to help? That’s right: the autistics. Job fair day where we all set up tables explaining our deep dives and give people a hand out, a path back to society.

The unproven cannibalism?
Scary, but forgivable.

Rumors of consensual butt stuff?

Man, I guess we better row our lil boats against both wind and current and draw straws to see who we eat first. 🤷‍♀️

‘Unfortunately, the men of the Essex had heard the native inhabitants of the Marquesas were cannibals… this was never anthropologically confirmed. There were also reports of ritualized homosexual activity, which has been confirmed. The officers agreed that Marquesas must be avoided.’

Reading yet another thing about the Essex (in times of tragedy, read about tragedy, what can I say?) and just…

I did one objectively morally correct action in Patho3, and it was turning my best friend into a piece of origami.

my heart is with Minneapolis today. let the rest of us be as brave!

I’ve never been a “write in the margins” type reader, but I got handed a copy of Plain Bad Heroines that might changed my mind.

they’ve had like, 4 friends leave notes. Feels like an Artifact. Kinda magical. Built-in book club.

I don’t know for sure, and I’m too terrified to find out, but I think “don’t walk the street” might be Patho3’s “don’t take the Traveller’s deal.”

a close up of a man 's face with a gray jacket on Alt: a close up of a man 's (Edward Cullen) face with a gray jacket on

I can’t help but imagine Daniil Dankovsky, explaining himself to the Interrogator like it’s a scene from Twilight.

“It was Day Five…”
“And how many days has it been Day Five?”

Prologue screen from Pathologic 3: an eerie green sky over a burning plague town, with an oddly shaped cornucopia hovering impossibly in the distance.

Here we gooooo!

Oh man, a cup of coffee, a content lap dog, and newly released game where I get to tell children about worms and their hearts.

Town-on-Gorkhon, I missed you so much.

I’m laughing so hard at hearing the voice of Death come out of Daniil Dankovsky’s face.

I Can't Believe It's Not Jeopardy! || Sunstone Studios Eight Nights of Lights YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network

This is maybe my finest work - if you listen to or watch a single thing I made last year, let it be this game show
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Behold:

www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Update: there is also [music reaches a holy crescendo]

The closed captions on the YouTube video I’m watching just say [music goes BWAAAAA] and this is why every video should have captioning.

My ONE comfortable bra place is Canada-based. It’s inclusive, perfectly sized for me, and fairly priced.

Which is to say, I no longer have ONE single bra place. These fucking tariffs have forced them to pause US shipping.

So fuck the government, from the bottom of my tits.

Nothing like caption editing a practice presentation on alt TTRPG options.

“Daddy’s got some weak points”
“Daddy’s very combat focused”
“Daddy is carrying a backlog of edits from the 1980s.”

That’s, uh, “D&D”
Thanks auto caption

Literally, semi-pro fiction mags pay more than that.

Semi-pro.

That’s all fine though, because I got to name them in the catalog.

So now I have body bags for Bert and Ernie.

Part of running the course reserves in a college library is also operating the study aides that the nursing students use.

Which is why today, I bought body bags.

To barcode organs.

For the two naked bodies that live in my office.

Part of being married me is receiving multiple texts on city design and trains.

Not taking applications at this time.

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Yeah, this explains a lot.

I reallyreallyreally wanna watch Murderbot, but I don’t want to pay 20 bucks for 2 months for a single show on a network I don’t otherwise engage with.

Not because I don’t believe murderbot is worth it, but because 1) Apple and 2) I used to be able to *own* shit I wanted to rewatch for 20 bucks.

I know it’s been a whole ass week since I posted this, but I just want it on record that MK did, in fact, find a thing within the firt fukkin run that I hadn’t known.

Oh man… the schools I’ve worked for in the last 5 years in would get parent complaints *so fast*

And by complaints, I mean lawsuits.

The best day at Adult Work is when you get to bring your puppets and your sing alongs, even if it’s to a crowd of 3.

I look forward to watching MK solve all the shit I struggled with in half the time.