We are pretty sure this falls under that transcending mystery and wonder which moves us to a renewal of the spirit and an openness to the forces which create and uphold life.

Can’t spell therapist without Eris

@mtford.bsky.social, you inspired a tattoo!

[two customers are bickering]

Customer 1: "You're such a slut."

Customer 2: "DON'T SLUT-SHAME ME."

Me: "Slut-shame, but slut-same."

Customer 1:

Customer 2:

Me: [winning smile]

Customer 1: [tips me $10]

Boyfriend: [says something romantic]

Me: "OMG this is just like the final scene of POMPEII, when the main characters finally kiss seconds before they get vaporized by a pyroclastic cloud!"

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend: "... Except our love isn't, y'know. Doomed."

He might have a point.

Best email is fivefoldlaw@gmail.com. Looking forward to it!

Thoroughly enjoying @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social’s book The Choas Apple which explores the discordianism within chaos witchery and if you like either of those things I recommend it.

Found an audio copy on Hoopla!

Hooray! I'm very glad you're enjoying it. ☺️

Boyfriend: "So why does everyone call you Thumper?"

Me: "Well, my parents really liked the names Conrad and Whitaker, but they finally settled on accidentally naming me after a mass murderer."

Boyfriend:

Me:

Boyfriend: "Thumper it is!"

(I totally would've rocked Conrad Whitaker btw.)

The guy I'm dating: "Yeah, I don't really believe in astrology..."

Also the guy I'm dating: "... but based on sun, moon, and rising signs, our potential for long-term compatibility is like a 9.5 out of 10."

#keeper

Did DARK HARVEST make the list?

That one employee: "My mom calls me 'pendejo,' but I don't mind, because it means 'Light of God.'"

Our Sorcery Hour – A virtual session of Sorcery collectively hosted by LGBTQIA members of the Craft promoting solidarity between our communities. A virtual session of Sorcery collectively hosted by LGBTQIA members of the Craft promoting solidarity between our communities.

I also, appreciate your help sharing the event’s link, cause we have been focus on creating a really dinámic, diverse, and educative, virtual event with a positive environment. And any help is really welcome 🙏🏽

Sharing is Caring 🌷

🔗: elhoimleafar.com/oursorceryho...

Count me in!

If you’ve got a little bit of money to spare (base contribution is five dollars) you can get a ridiculous number of games and contribute to a good cause:

Relationship status update: Accidentally referring to ourselves as boyfriends and then panicking about it.

I like that you look like Star's accomplice here.

Other people: [texting their significant others trite messages]

Me, a true romantic:

The fact that Donald Trump didn’t follow through on his threats of committing genocide doesn’t mean we should move on from the fact that he threatened to commit genocide.

Two Smoking Wands: A Witchfest Mystery Romance Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected.

Austin Witchfest remains the highlight of my year, although this time around, there were more souvenirs than expected.

Employee 1: "We all know Thumper's car is a piece of crap. You don't have to make fun of it."

[Hours earlier...]

Me: "Hey, don't let anyone take this duct tape. I need it for my car."

The truth hurts more than fiction, y'all.

2/2

Employee 1: "I'm going to borrow this duct tape."

Employee 2: "Okay. Just bring it back, because Thumper needs it for his car."

Employee 1: "Oh, my God, you are SUCH an asshole."

Employee 2: "Um, what?"

1/2

After watching three and a half seasons of #DarkWinds, I only just now realized the show is set in the 1970s.

Literal hours of me thinking, "Oh, hey, another character with a vintage car. That's gotta be a metaphor."

You're very welcome!

Beyond excited to make and wear a shirt that says "I GOT SHUSHED BY A CIS WOMAN AT THE DRAG BALL VERSION OF ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER'S CATS" at the Broadway run of Jellicle Ball

The yellow jasper at the bottom left probably has a fruit-flavored shell with milk chocolate inside. Definitely the tastiest (although the deep purple amethyst just right of center is a close second).

Me: "I mean, I personally don't, but the cages do."

Customer: [slightly strained] "I really just need a key..."

The lesson here being if you're going to put a lock on any part of yourself, 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 LOSE 👏 THE 👏 KEY.

2/2

Customer: "Do you carry cages?"

Me: "We do! They're right over here."

Customer: "Great! And they come with keys?"

Me: "Yes, they all come with keys."

Customer: "So... you have a key?"

1/2

I try not to make my social media a constant influx of I Love My Friends and Communities So Fucking Much but me, @sirivplouff.bsky.social & @fivefoldlaw.bsky.social had a convo Monday night that was so rich AND so fun that it has truly kept me buoyant on an otherwise very weird week.

I thought this was hyperbole and honestly that’s on me