Oh! Those are good tits!

Hopefully there was meant to be a comma in there

Apollo!

Girl, same :(

The greatest lie ever told is that you will look the same in harsh sunlight as you do in the vanity mirror.

I feel called out.

A bright green yard sign reading “Jesus Christ Coming Soon…”

*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED

A bulleted list of your clockiest features is rough

To be fair I initiated this abuse from the machine, I just did not expect it to be quite so coldly honest!

Excellent. Now it has told me I would be prettier if I smiled more.

At least I have skin, LLM motherfucker.

ChatGPT has no chill. Motherfucker told me I have “Smooth but mature skin.”

First, they came for the trans people, and I spoke out immediately even though I'm straight and cis because I've read the rest of the fucking poem.

Grindr is one of the queer stages of grief.

Can we have trip-hop come back as a genre please?

🎩

They will look up and shout “True trans women HAVE to get bottom surgery!”...and I'll look down and whisper “No.”

The online shopping algorithm has gotten confused by all my trans nonsense and is now offering to sell me chest binders. Thanks for trying! But not quite!

LOOOL that too

My theory? Harvard rejected this clown a billion years ago and he’s held a pathetic grudge ever since.

It’s ok to feel sad and it’s not self absorbed. You figured it out when you figured it out, the same as the rest of us, and it couldn’t have happened any other way. As long as we don’t give up, we’ll get through this.

lol yeah no kidding!

“Plague Rats” works just fine.

“Okay, I guess I’ll just put down the controller for a while.”

Ugh, my sister wants me to visit her in Florida, aka No Trans Land

Ya’ll Cis people don’t know what you’re missing. Why go through puberty just once when you can do it twice?

Yeah, E makes my skin so much more delicate. I have a big scratch on my hand right now and not the slightest idea what caused it.

Training hard for a half marathon, so the nail polish on my toes looks like shit.

Crikey, I open the app and this is the first thing I see.

That short?! Looks like it’s time to go to Sephora.