me with the time machine, to my 1996 self:
the year is 2026. the Pope is the only world leader you respect. you believe unironically that the cultural mores and sexual behavior of San Francisco are destroying America. computers were a mistake
Baked eggs!!!
Philly #bookhaul courtesy of Philly AIDS Thrift at Giovanni’s Room
the new york times can try and fail to recreate mcmansion hell however i can take comfort in the fact that no one else on god's green earth has written five essays about the incest twins from the ring cycle
Five cookbooks on a shelf
An excellent cookbook haul from my local vinyl store. Yes, that’s right.
Cashews, dates, chocolate banana bread, Liquid IV packs. With all that, I still wasn’t prepared for how excellent it was!
Also the movie theater didn’t have coffee—a real shame
barbra streisand telling rambling anecdotes and then breaking into song is my platonic ideal of the oscars
That was an elegantly handled In Memoriam, probably the best ever. One of the only times in Oscar history that it actually felt like the show was asking people to stop, think, remember, smile, and mourn.
No she is singing!!!!!
Butcher’s Crossing is 👨🏻🍳 💋
A man in a sport coat posing in a mirror
A man in a different outfit, with a tie and no coat, posing in a mirror
A man in speedo trunks posing in a different mirror, with a towel and water bottle covering some of his body
Which is which: a gala, a dinner, and a pool?
A man in tight speedo trunks, facing a mirror head on
A man in the same speedo trunks, but turned to the side
New swim trunks. Hope my pool friend cuties like em
A man sitting on patio furniture in some radiant sunbeams
Live your life! Watch March Madness from your patio!
No Sunday scaries here just crying at the end of Erin Brockovich
Grating cheese is SO fun until it starts getting scary.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
Browse the stacks!!! Find unexpected books!!! Also used to be a good place for cruising!!!
The idea even that it is elite to succeed without struggle. Which... describes nepotism and legal impunity, a fantasy of protected classes.
Biscuits! At an angle
Biscuits
Roast chicken in a pot
Carved chicken and croutons on a serving plate next to a salad
What a great day of cooking and light workouts!
10 pm bedtime total cultural victory
I read this, and I am freshly reminded that one of the most important insights in humanism is that this our one and only life.
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
Poem: I know, you never intended to be in this world. But you're in it all the same. So why not get started immediately. I mean, belonging to it. There is so much to admire, to weep over. And go write music or poems about. Bless the feet that take you to and fro. Bless the eyes and the listening ears. Bless the tongue, the marvel of taste. Bless touching.
by Mary Oliver.
So someone on BlueSky called me the c-word for posting about a football game. Others are critical of posting about something as trivial as football when so many awful things are happening. So we shouldn’t post photos of pets, flowers or sunsets either? C’mon. We can resist AND live our lives.
✅ half marathon yesterday
✅ protesting today
#NowWatching Louder than Bombs (2015) with Isabelle Huppert and Jesse Eisenberg
