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White lady holding up blue Catch-22 book. Wearing black tee, blue bike helmet and sunglasses sitting on a bench in the park. Grass trees blue sky white clouds in the background.

White lady holding up blue Catch-22 book. Wearing black tee, blue bike helmet and sunglasses sitting on a bench in the park. Grass trees blue sky white clouds in the background.

Catch-22 catchup on 4/22 happy earth day 🌎 🪖

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A white blond lady in dark rimmed glasses wearing a black t-shirt with white text “the current state of affairs is not to my liking.” She’s grinning way too much for the current state of affairs. Brick wall and stained glass window behind her.

A white blond lady in dark rimmed glasses wearing a black t-shirt with white text “the current state of affairs is not to my liking.” She’s grinning way too much for the current state of affairs. Brick wall and stained glass window behind her.

Same daily mantra but great tee

2 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

Don't feel bad, there are entire galaxies also spiraling out of control.

2 weeks ago 159 55 1 0

I just called my senators demanding they write a second, sterner letter

2 weeks ago 10 5 0 0

My most masculine trait is I looked in the fridge and I don’t see it

3 weeks ago 8 2 0 0

Might fuck around and be super unproductive today.

1 month ago 36 16 0 0

me: (does not have it) ok got it

1 month ago 209 56 4 0

Yes! Been wanting to re-read!

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Sometimes you’re the black hole and sometimes you’re the thing hurtling uncontrollably towards it

1 month ago 53 22 2 1

terrorizing my mind with a positive thought

1 month ago 47 17 0 0

Yes please! Can you add me we well?

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

My brain has two speeds: saying everything I’ve ever thought with stunning clarity or forgetting basic vocabulary halfway through a sentence.

1 month ago 181 57 5 4

Sorry I missed your phone call, I was waiting for it to stop ringing so I could text you back to ask what you want.

1 month ago 287 94 3 3

🤞🤞

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

heard you was talkin shit

3 months ago 4 2 0 0

Might be my favorite 🐋 paragraph

3 months ago 3 0 0 0
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Yup 🐋

3 months ago 9 1 0 0

Excellent - thank you! I love this book so much

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ESPN fantasy app view of the final for the championship featuring the Kuzmaniaks (Hello Kitty helmet logo) vs. Orange Fluff, Seriously. The Kuzmaniaks coming off a three-game (regular season) losing streak while OFS won their last three. Kuzmaniaks won 224.9-222.38 a nail biter until the last second

ESPN fantasy app view of the final for the championship featuring the Kuzmaniaks (Hello Kitty helmet logo) vs. Orange Fluff, Seriously. The Kuzmaniaks coming off a three-game (regular season) losing streak while OFS won their last three. Kuzmaniaks won 224.9-222.38 a nail biter until the last second

Omg the my Kuzmaniaks are champions!!

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

Allen wrecking my chances in my fantasy championship but great to watch

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

What a drive

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

Yes please again! 🐋

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

So... is there a mister mrs. claus

4 months ago 5 1 0 0
ESPN fantasy app view of the matchup for the championship featuring the Kuzmaniaks (Hello Kitty helmet logo) vs. Orange Fluff, Seriously. The Kuzmaniaks coming off a three-game (regular season) losing streak while OFS won their last three. Partial roster visible where it hasn't updated to show that J. Smith-Njigba blew up on TNF.

J. Herbert  QB   J. Allen
S. Barkley  RB.   J. Warren
J. Taylor     RB.   J. Williams 
J. Williams WR   N. Collins
T. McLaurin WR J. Smith-Njigba 
T. Hockenson TE  K. Pitts Sr.
D. Metcalf FLX.     D. Swift

ESPN fantasy app view of the matchup for the championship featuring the Kuzmaniaks (Hello Kitty helmet logo) vs. Orange Fluff, Seriously. The Kuzmaniaks coming off a three-game (regular season) losing streak while OFS won their last three. Partial roster visible where it hasn't updated to show that J. Smith-Njigba blew up on TNF. J. Herbert QB J. Allen S. Barkley RB. J. Warren J. Taylor RB. J. Williams J. Williams WR N. Collins T. McLaurin WR J. Smith-Njigba T. Hockenson TE K. Pitts Sr. D. Metcalf FLX. D. Swift

If you are looking for a team to root for the next couple of weeks may I present to you the Kuzmaniaks who snuck into the playoffs on a three game losing streak then knocked out the number one seed to get into the championship 🏈🥳

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

Haha no but maybe I start posting their photos and crowdsource what the hell is this and why did they send it to me

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Yelling at my family for sending me photos without alt text

4 months ago 4 1 1 0

You can still nut in november if you get a note from your doctor

5 months ago 15 4 0 0

If George Lucas made fleabag that scene would be Mamdani now and you could only get the Obama one on vhs

5 months ago 4 2 0 0

anyone who posts on social media is a loser

5 months ago 27 3 2 1