Yeah..that's why Hurts doesn't throw it much....

Contrarian football twitter are licking their lips preparing hot takes on why that Gueye red card is a good decision

Guess who's got the smart, irreverent, clued up stickers...and who's got the ones Paul Calf thought up....

Yeah but

Manchester are you serious. It's fucking 2nd November

Yes. Fuck the Toronto Blue Jays

Nice volley of Halloween fireworks at 6.30AM in M19.

Fuck the Toronto Blue Jays.
Fuck Joe Carter.

The host town has to accept the returnee remember

This is a great read, if you can focus for 10 minutes, which you absolutely cannot because of your phone addiction & your pathetic reading proficiency.
Still, try it....

Likkle Citeh

Sunderland looked like one team United should be able to finish above next season

It's educational.....

It's all the sweeter cos it's all his fault

I know it's over, still I cling.....

"Keir Starmer to cap immigration at 0, blow up the arrivals terminals at all major UK airports and order the Royal Navy to shoot approaching vessels on sight - but in greatest Brexit betrayal yet, still refuses to allow us to hunt people with foreign vibes for sport! Only Farage can save us."

Good lad

Correct. They all average as fuck, as proved once they left

Only missed 1 of City's goals today.
Seems fair

Citeh

25th (*) trip to Wembley since 2011 to watch these Div 2 blue twats.
Running out of areas in London to go boozing

(*) 𝘱𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴

And Nigel Kennedy

Hello Gordon McQueen

Don't know much about Kneecap (besides that they're excellent shit stirrers).
But if they're upsetting the utter bellend Brendan O'Neill then I'm all in

This Pepto Bismol thing, it tastes like a hospital ward.
Avoid.

I pay up front so it's not auto renew.
Got 380 loyalist points added already too 😀

Renewed my Season Ticket to spite City.
Feels good

Pundits’ showy partisanship reflects football’s embrace of fan-centric populism | Jonathan Liew The coverage of Manchester United’s win over Lyon last week was just the latest sign that fandom is consuming everything

Yep

Pundits’ showy partisanship reflects football’s embrace of fan-centric populism | Jonathan Liew www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Sorry 🙂‍↕️
We know you got fucked by the Prem on the PSR charge.
The chant is intended as ironic re that.
Gonna miss Goodison

The best team in the land and all the world 😀
#mcfc