“FUCK XENOMORPHS. I’ve had it with them.”
Posts by Director Cisco Baracus Ramon | Agent Vibe
“I’m okay but I’m gonna need to take a few days off after that.”
falls out of a portal and screams
I had a villain named Crowbar once
Still unclear what happened to him
I mean I’m sure the baby will be just fine.
It’s just…it’s safe to be prepared.
Preparing for doomsday scenarios just in case Cienn’ child turns out to be the destroyer of worlds.
I mean, I’d be an irresponsible honorary uncle if I didn’t do that
“Getting stung and that sound they make when they get too close to your ear”
“THEY FREAK ME OUT!”
“Then the kid is very wise. Bees are scary”
// I’m probably overthinking things.
// Beginning to be highly suspicious of some people suddenly. Or at the very least paranoid folks are talking shit about me behind my back.
“Mostly due to the fact of……part of what I was hired to do.”
“It’s kind of ironic there is another Earth where The Flash is my best friend”
What if you’re actually /their/ Reverse-Flash?
“It’s been…better. Helps when you got someone special to sleep next to. It helps ground you, mentally. Puts your mind in a calm place.
…white noise helps too.”
Fair enough. Good to see you.
…as for restless dreamless sleep? I…guess it’s debatable if having a realistic nightmare wins over having any sleep at all.
Feels like no matter what, it’s a rough experience
Could be worse. You could dream about alternate versions of yourself or other worlds. Which…sounds good in theory but it can leave you with existential dread…
…still beats Xenomorphs though
Keep talking like that and the wedding will be off probably
“Does the plan involve sending it to the next dimension?”
“TO THE SHADOW REALM WITH YOU”
“WHO GOES AROUND BEING EXCITED FOR DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION?!?”
kee-rushed
Hmmmm. Something about that Flambé guy seems a little familiar
“I will not judge your interests”
He’s judging his interests
“…………”
// thinking about how Cisco’s canonical love interest in the comics’ code name is a slur.
And that’s probably why we don’t see her in comics anymore
Meanwhile at ARGUS
// I don’t want to go to work
Mostly yeah. It’s just whenever these guys show their faces, I…sort of freak out.
Good. I just lost a lot of good people to that thing.
…And I know you’re capable. I just don’t want any slip ups from you.