99 years of David.

Happy birthday you wonderful human.

Debating whether to end my copywriting career and open a French patisserie shop called Treaties of Versailles.

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Please no April Fool’s Day jokes next year. We are all too old and tired for this.

oh cool I’ve been meaning to learn anxiety

It’s way too much! My brain is splitting from the theories. Maybe I need to be severed.

I feel the same! I went on a Reddit thread and it’s gone completely over my head.

Growing Up Murdoch James Murdoch on mind games, sibling rivalry, and the war for the family media empire

A fascinating long-form read.

www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

“optimize your writing with AI—” how about you optimize your brain by thinking for yourself and not outsourcing your creativity to companies owned by some of the world’s worst people

Happy Valentine’s Day.

Looks lovely! I’m also enjoying the squirrels.

Some days I look at what I'm writing and think 'bloody good actually', and other days (like today) I think 'absolute shite'. It's an odd existence.

I don’t see the point of having a gym body if it means not putting butter in my jacket potato

2025 feels like a struggling tv show grasping for ratings, like it’s just inciting incident after inciting incident after inciting incident and a new poorly written cartoonish villain that nobody asked for and every week they somehow find a more ridiculous shark to jump

Will do! Cheers Ralph, much appreciated.

Turns out that it's *really* hard to remove copilot. This might be my last run with Microsoft products. It keeps inserting extra spaces in my document that I then have to manually remove. ITS SO RIDICULOUS. *bangs keyboard*

Booked our holiday. We’re doing Hong Kong, Bali and Kuala Lumpur, which is very exciting.

Any tips/recommendations would be much appreciated!

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

Word has suddenly forced this weird Copilot thing on me.

The world needs to stop making AI compulsory. Please stop. I am tired.

Eyes down.

More pain than gains so far!

Back at the gym today.

David Hockney exhibition was v good

I hate New Year’s Eve with every fibre of my being.

Don't forget to get enough food for 30 days because the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas.

Can I hibernate through this part of the year please

Just finished the final episode of Wolf Hall. I don’t think I will emotionally recover from this.

Bada Bing doesn’t miss

We just landed so many new PR clients but I'm told sharing is caring so here we go...

We are looking for a Digital PR specialist to join our growing PR team. This is a 100% remote role and open to freelance/contractual basis too.

If you like the sound of that, drop me a message and lets talk :)

Love these glasses Sarah!