This person’s plate on TikTok is what made me think of it

First thing that comes to mind is a little cup of baked apples

Yeah I agree but sometimes you’d just have your little dessert on the same plate

What’s wrong

The day I stopped putting dessert alongside my dinner on the same plate is the day I stopped being a child.

We’ve always got room for you Leon don’t worry

Mentally I’m passed out in the Zootopia Central Station janitors closet in Roku City

Tweety Bird in an iron lung made me cry for weeks

I need to try it but haven’t found the zero version yet

Do they taste different than regular twizzlers?

I had a cinnamon roll at the fair five months ago that I still think about weekly

One cup of your finest jelly belly slurry please

This really is a great picture:

Are we finally getting the rest of the fucking horse

Alysa Liu became the first American woman to win an individual Olympic figure skating gold medal in nearly a quarter of a century when she held off Japan’s Kaori Sakamoto and Ami Nakai on Thursday night. https://wapo.st/3OhVBuj

Watch this space

I am diligently working on a new jump for figure skating……..

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

You have to wait the full 3 hours 17 minutes to hear it

Take me to the party where they’re throwing on the Miley Cyrus song from Avatar, that’s where I want to be

Movie theaters should cater their showtimes to me because it would honestly make my life a bit easier

People have been quiet about this for far too long

Yknow I think it’s probably fine to celebrate Christmas before Thanksgiving. Let em.

Doctors hate this one easy trick to immortality

How was it?

I was also made a saint but you don’t hear me bragging

Pauline, she’s in Super Mario Odyssey

Who put Baby Mario to work??

a man is riding a bike in front of a truck with the hood open and asking where his hug is . ALT: a man is riding a bike in front of a truck with the hood open and asking where his hug is .

Me to trees:

OH, BOY- - -
THIS MUST BE
MY LUCKY DAY

CRUNCH