*Flicking through iPlayer*

Interior Design Masters - with Alan Carr

The nations favourite meal deal - with Sandi Toksvig

Britain's best dropped kerb driveway - with Richard Osman

'Shoving a fork in the toaster to make it all end' challenge - with Victoria Coren Mitchell

Still weird to me that Angus Deyton was the original presenter of WILTY

I thought "nah, it's not been 10 years"

Fuck!

Me and my friends would've closed apps with hammers, I can tell you that much

(I know it's a cover btw)

Alt text: Deezer screen showing Sade's "Still in love with you" playing

This one always gets me.

Scandalously overlooked.

Sorry I'm a bit quiet lately.

Just want to say thanks for propping me up when I need it.

If I ever find out who pitched 8 in a pack rather than 9 🤬

Bloody hell

I had to do a 250 mile round trip because she swore blind her virgin media TV box was now an EE box and 'useless' EE didn't know anything about it.

Long story short she had somehow deleted the virgin media WiFi login from memory and had tried (and failed) to login via the neighbours EE WiFi.

I feel this...😐

I beg your pardon, I never promised you

🫡

Is it just one switch for that light or is there a second one that controls at as well?

Had some eejits then?

Someone once told me "If you've still got some faith left in the human race then open an Airbnb. That'll tip you over the edge"

I am working so hard to get there

Absolutely. She's a bullshitter. But she can deliver a skewering

Not a fan...but Kemi is killing it here

Start of a brand new week etc.

The builder guys from the old Birdseye advert in the back of the van singing "we hope it's chips, it's chips"

We hope it's...

Scone should really be in Cornwall. Or Devon (but those deviants put cream on first so....)

I wrote this when I was channelling my inner Meldrew.

I take it back. Hope you just have gastroenteritis for a few days.

The iPlayer did recommend that to me but I (albeit unfairly) swore at the television at the thought of what they may have created.

Thank you 😊

It was because the usual quiet bluebell walks were like a circus with kids charging about everywhere and parents saying it's ok to pick and trample the flowers.

I have finished
the Ghosts
that were in
the iPlayer

and which
you were
recommending me
to watch

Forgive me
they were brilliant
so sweet
and so dead

🥲

@scriblit.bsky.social

To the person who writes those "fantastic weekend bluebell walks with the kids" articles:

Hope you shit yourself to death

(dont say it, don't say it)

"3 cunts in a boat"

(FFS!)