A full on protection of sex traffickers worldwide.

Fuck the Hulk Hogan forever jabroni break his back make him humble!

Fuck Hulk Hogan Forever.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Oh well, guess I won’t bother watching Doomsday then.

Fuck yeah let’s goooooooo

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A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago.

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He shidded hisself woooooooo

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Donald Trump with WWE's Triple H, who is now a part of the Trump Administration

A headline that says Janel Grant Makes New Allegations against Vince McMahon and WWE President Nick Khan in Latest Lawsuit filing. The article covers a graphic and disturbing 40 page affidavit that accuses McMahon of rape, cohesion, and physical and mental abuse

A picture of Trump's Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, with Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, and Triple H behind her

Maryland Supreme Court Decision Allows WWE ‘Ring Boys’ Sexual Abuse Case to Move Forward Feb 04, 2025 DiCello Levitt Continues To Seek Justice for Child Sex Abuse Survivors Who Allege the WWE and Vince and Linda McMahon Allowed and Enabled Abuse To Occur

Just gonna leave this here for #WWE #Wrestlemania

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

President Deals!

21. Some cultures have produced vital advances; others remain dysfunctional and regressive. All cultures are now equal. Criticism and value judgments are forbidden. Yet this new dogma glosses over the fact that certain cultures and indeed subcultures ... have produced wonders. Others have proven middling, and worse, regressive and harmful. 22. We must resist the shallow temptation of a vacant and hollow pluralism. We, in America and more broadly the West, have for the past half century resisted defining national cultures in the name of inclusivity. But inclusion into what?

⚠️ Palantir released what it describes as a vision for “The Technological Republic” in which it argues AGAINST democratic and cultural pluralism and FOR militaristic supremacy enforced by a technocratic elite who produce AI weaponry.

These points stand out:

I'm seeing some folks say that "wrestling is dead" because WrestleMania night was slops.

Correction: wrestling as a whole is doing just fine. It's just WWE that sucks

The Strait of Hormuz is open but only if you are pure of heart.

Let's all use this occasion to take a look at the many ways Tennessee Republicans have shown how much they value and respect the Traditional Nuclear Family™

It's crucial to remember that RFK Jr isn't just doing all he can to roll back vaccination & drive up childhood infectious diseases in the US but also WORLWIDE & he's especially targeting children in the lowest income countries

He has suspended US funding to Gavi, which supports global vaccination
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Should’ve given him the TV title while Nick Wayne was out for the last 6 months.

If he could he’d probably beat that with a hammer too.

So the big studios are abandoning the US and turning the staff workers into contractors to get out paying for healthcare.

The United States is losing one of its defining industries because of not having universal healthcare and the people are going to be even more vulnerable to the industry.

Incredible tension.

How to watch WrestleMania 2026— Don’t

Hell yeah.

Former Syracuse basketball player to be deported after more than a month in ICE custody

26 years old from South Sudan. He has been in the US since age 13, when he was recruited to the country for basketball.

Now being discarded as if he was human refuse.

Shame on Syracuse for not intervening.

www.syracuse.com/news/2026/04...

A little hairless rat sitting in front of a rainbow toy piano. Caption reads: "Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006"

Happy Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day to all who celebrate

I mean, I get it.

Orban looks embarrassed to be standing next to Vance.

Fuck Eli Roth. Hard pass.

Bunch of moldy, shuffling zombies in Knights Templar robes from the Blind Dead films.

Did not realize the zombies from the Blind Dead series still had that kind of clout.

I’m told voting by mail is cheating so you have to go to the moon to vote on a crater name.