omg the president is such a hufflepuff

Jazz singers when 7/8 song be like "and a six, seven SKIBIDI..."

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says the rabbit hole deepens . Alt: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says the rabbit hole deepens .

Average Stinky tunnel experience

people can be so mean and they don't even know what you're going through. for example. i'm going through a tunnel i'll have to call you back later

Ig its my fault for going to pret a manger in the first place

I normally love culinary sincretism but avocado hummus chipotle wrap def aint it

Can I stop getting the guy who greets all Harris voters every day in my timeline I didn't vote for her I never will I am not his target audience

You and Leg have a nice back and forth thing maybe you should do a live impro podcast where the both of you talk about random stuff.

Zoom in of photo shared above, centering on a man looking through the window

So are we thinking murder suspect or ghost

me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

I love ALIEN’s vision of the future. Yes, everyone is still working shit jobs for shit corporations for shit pay. But the good news is they’ve successfully made robots full of milk that are bitchy little fruits

Not an audiobook, but the Magnus Archives has some great episodes for falling asleep

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

Its a wake up call for how social media is rotting my brain having seen one of those "if Kamala had been elected she would have prevented this" posts and my first thought was "why would Harris have been against orbiting the moon"

Coming out on Trans Visibility Day (31st), then saying ur detransitioning on April Fools (1st) and then having to come out again on the 2nd coz u've become Aware of all your Autistic mutuals who didn't get the detransition joke

Its so cute when Dr House's team arrive at a certain, confident diagnosis in the first 10 mins of an ep like awww baby you're so not aware of the cosmic clock that determines when certain things in your life can happen

Sometimes I pretend that instead of doomscrolling, I'm a paleontologist from a posthuman civ doing research

Im never coming back from the time I did it in burrito wraps

I read "conchesumadre"

Yesss I think if she's really inmersed in it and its her thing then go ahead but for her its always more or a phase in each album. I think its cool for her to explore genres and do cool stuff, but she has infinite resources to produce a grammy winning album, which most latin artists don't

And she fucking won the latin grammy I was mad for dayss

Yeah she gives me a bit of culture vulture vibe :/ glad im not alone

Some beverages are to be shaken, others explicitly should not be shaken, and my dumb ass gets it wrong every time

I keep saying this

Its crazy how whenever the US has their clock change, a normal thing that every country has, we all have to find out about it.

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

Me too kitty, me too

This guy is here arguing 100 year old semantics at folk trying to say "genocide is bad, the democratic party is bad". If the hat fits.

TV Tropes pages are hilarious mostly coz of all the hyperlinks to shit someone clearly made up on the spot