I’ve been snugged up and hibernating all winter 😇🍓

It keeps things interesting, that’s for sure! 🤭

Anyone else have this? I have a thing where I am not attracted to someone, at all, but then I have one steamy sex dream about them and everything changes?

I’m only a sex dream away from wanting literally anyone 🤭😅

Happy New Year to everyone, and Happy Birthday to me! 🥳🎉🎂🎈It’s a low bar, but here’s to hoping this year is better than the one we just had!

Woke up feeling exhausted and hungover. But if I don’t post this today, I can’t claim the candles on my taxes. So: happy birthday to me! 😉😂🥳🎉🎂🎈

Anyone against rice cookers hasn’t had my husbands crunchy rice 🍚 🙅‍♀️

Would You Rather? (Water Sex, Soft Mommies, and Sexy Fae Creatures) - Pillow Talk with Emma Austin Why are these questions so difficult?!This week, we're answering 20 very adult Would You Rather? questions!Also: Jake's intense phobia, the ultimate swap, and loopholes galore!If you want lots and lot...

@emmaaustin.bsky.social asked me a bunch of adult Would You Rather? questions, and I overthought every single one them www.buzzsprout.com/709740/episo...

13 Very Grown-Up Holiday Gift Ideas — Love, Emma My personal recommendations for sexy holiday gifts for 2025 - the perfect way to heat up your holidays.

Treat your ho ho ho! 😉😘 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/13-...

What the fuck I mean I got off to it but what 368 Reply 4 years ago

I won the lottery today - only $32 so I still gotta masturbate and write about it for a living, but still fun! 🤷‍♀️😅

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Working on my next article. So tell me, where’s your fav place to splooge on a lady? 🤭

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

Blank email with the subject line “strip mall?”

Last night at 4 am I had a stroke of genius. I knew I had to write it down so I didn’t forget. It was incredibly important. So I emailed myself and went back to bed.

I woke up this morning excited to look at what I had emailed myself because it felt so important…

I have no idea what it means 😂

4 Big Dick Must-Haves — Love, Emma Big dick problems are real, but there are solutions. These will help you have better sex without causing discomfort.

Careful with that thing! 😉 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/4-b...

What Everyone Gets Wrong About Foreplay — Love, Emma Foreplay isn't hand stuff and mouth stuff. Here's what foreplay really means - and why the right definition can help you get laid more.

Gotta get it right if you want to get laid! 😘 www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/wha...

Simple Porn Is Good Porn (When Harri Met Sally Review) — Love, Emma My review of When Harri Met Sally by Erika Lust, some sweet and sexy smut that proves simple porn is all you need.

Keep it simple, keep it hot! 🔥

Check out my review of When Harri Met Sally by @erikalust.bsky.social www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/sim...

Every Woman Needs a Wand – And This One’s a Fantastic Choice — Love, Emma My review of the We-Vibe Wand 2, an app-controlled wand vibrator that's a perfect option for just about anyone.

If you haven't found your favorite wand yet, this might just be the one! 🪄😍

Check out my review of the @wevibe Wand 2 (thanks to @Lovehoney_com )! www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/eve...

I haven’t driven at all since 2020 until now. Is it just me or are people generally worse at it? 🤔

Introducing him to the Classics

6 Guys Who Keep Scaring the Hoes — Love, Emma Women are the only good thing left on the internet, so these guys need to stop making it uncomfortable for them.

Please don't ruin the one good thing still left on the internet 🤦‍♀️ www.loveemmaaustin.com/latest-1/6-g...

How the Grinch Gaped Christmas (Cowgirl Anal, Whoresville, and the Porn Baldwin Brother) - Pillow Talk with Emma Austin Happy Holidays you sweet pervs!We’re ringing in the season with a Christmas classic, Burning Angel’s How the Grinch Gaped Christmas!We learn about the meaning of Christmas (it’s anal), the best gift t...

if you need the fill the awkward silences while hanging out with relatives today, listen to me and @emmaaustin.bsky.social talk about How The Grinch Gaped Christmas for 45 minutes. aunts love that stuff www.buzzsprout.com/709740/episo...

Bought a car today and my dog keeps barking at it because he thinks some creep is in our driveway 😅

Unfortunately yeah 😭 I couldn’t keep up with it!

I’m so behind on work!!! 😭 But that’s because big changes are coming to the Austin household! 😉🤫😏 Will update more when I can! ♥️

One more month until sweater weather!

This toy is so strong it wiped that smile right off my face! 🥵

Check out my review on loveemmaaustin.com ♥️

Ceiling mirror shenanigans 🤭

Currently working on an article about the 3 times I’ve been caught having hanky panky outside 😅🤫🫣🤭⠀
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Have you ever been caught doing the deed in public? 🫣🤭

Can I just get a smutty audiobook without a fake southern accent pls?? Is that too much to ask?!