This game actually looks like it'll take place. It's been cancelled more times than Ricky Gervais. Still expecting a last minute rain storm, hurricane or attack by a giant cat.

A tray of curry with the setting sun behind it. The currys are lamb, chicken and spinach

Footy scran

Put all men's cricket behind a pay wall. Put proper cricket on free to air

Work - I don't mean you, I mean my other job

Jason Isaacs in death of stalin saying "I mean I'm smiling but I am very fucking furious"

This seems to have been a default position of mine for the last month

If she didn't do it, I'd want to know why.

Still on tonight @fcunitedmcr.bsky.social
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The Queen had Diana whacked

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🎶 Proddy shark, do-do do-do-do

This is all wrong

First you extend the invite
Then wait to tell him this as he's visiting

And the Masterful Manchester Madgwick coming up next. Could be a clean sweep

9, 7, 7, 9, 9 and 7

Join me again in the autumn for random posting of numbers of what I think I would've got in the general knowledge round on #Mastermind

I went to a hairdresser who worked on the Full Monty. But I also suspect *every* hairdresser in Sheffield told that story in 98 / 99.

Do I get a point for guessing that Tim Peake would be the person she got a personal message from on #Mastermind?

Clive: Which scientist....

Me: I bet that is Brian Cox. If it's not him, I'm not are I know any more scientists

Oh Danny Boyle is a specialist subject on #Mastermind

Post a picture of yourself wearing Snapchat smart glasses.

No one? No? Surely someone?

I too know what Keir Starmer should do and am telling him via the medium of Bluesky.

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Stockport woman sets world record for fastest marathon wearing sari Madhusmita Jena, 46, set a new Guinness World Record at the Manchester Marathon on Sunday.

Madhusmita Jena, 46, from Stockport, smashed the previous record by more than 12 minutes as she ran the Manchester Marathon on Sunday in a time of three hours and 45 minutes.

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Not my circus. Not my monkeys.

But if you want I can show you where the clowns are

This week's Illuminated podcast is about Andy Mycock. Since The Allusionist did a names season I've always been fascinated about names, their history and people's relationship to them. So this week's was right up my street.

www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

www.theallusionist.org/transcripts/...

I once did get response to a job advert that said this "I can do this job and if you're interested I'll send my CV.". Here I was thinking that's what the advert was.

Leg up Johnny!

"We've drawn Judge Snyder... He's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog... Well, replace the word 'kinda' with the word 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'"

That's the full joke in case your brain isn't stuffed with Simpsons quotes

Replace the word dog with son

Yes yes! Lea is right. Cricket is ace

I think they just show him a picture of Rob Key / Baz / ECB

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.