paternal joy is cool actually

i think it’s probably also really bad voter outreach to constantly be yelling at people who voted with you but weren’t happy enough about it

A message to Sickos abandoning All-American Alcohol for the Latest Fad “420 Day”:

Just because you CANnabis doesn't mean you SHOULDabis.

@theonion.com

Of course she does are you fucking joking

I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations

Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated

You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:

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Humans only. no ai.

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Yuki Izumi Everyone, thank you for gathering here today in spite of your poor mental health.

The closest ill ever get to a gambling addiction is thrift store shopping

I don't want to shoot videos
I don't want to post tutorials
I don't want to show my process
I don't want to pour varnish
I don't want to turn my canvas
I don't want to record my screen
I don't want to cultivate parasocial relationships
I just want to make pictures and shitpost

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

A 4-panel comic. I'm going around leading a normal life-- buying groceries, working, cooking. A huge big black blob labeled "GRIEF" follows me around. In the last panel, Grief randomly punches me.

I didn't post about it here, but it's been a rough week. I'm in a choir since September, we were hard at work setting up a big show in June. Suddenly and unexpectedly, our choir director passed away last Tuesday. He was a brilliant mind and we're all in shock. I drew this because this is how I cope.

The new and improved Oona

If this angine de poitrine virality means more people listen to prog rock and shit like rush and king crimson i will be so, so happy

The Angine de Poitrine Argument for UBI Why Angine de Poitrine's viral microtonal math rock KEXP session, Ireland's permanent basic income for artists, and Albert Einstein are three sides of the same human triangle

The argument in a nutshell: UBI lets talent flourish.

scottsantens.substack.com/p/the-angine...

Otto has that military discipline, so it’s very easy for him to wake up and start the day.

With Wisp, it’s generally difficult, and made even MORE difficult depending on who’s in bed with her.

Building a house for me and all my sons. First is a WIP second is less of a WIP but it still needs more stuff inside

Profile of the nose section of a B-17 bomber painted in olive drab and gray. Under the cockpit is a painting of a pinup-style lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in the sleeves of a military jacket extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is saluting. Below the hole where heads go sides wearing a short, pleated, olive drab skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her. A discarded crown is upside down behind her. In front of her across the nose is text reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Much of the rest of the nose is covered in mission markers but instead of bombs they are small images of guillotines.

Fuck AIPAC and fuck @schumer.senate.gov

god i hope somebody primaries chuck schumer asap

Cave bear <3

1000 year old kitti

JK Rowling’s support of transphobia has been absolutely catastrophic for the entire world. She funded a far right movement, tested, weaponized it—and it is a cancer eating away at multiple societies. She normalized a lying narrative about people that will plague future generations. She is a curse.

Struggling with the fact that i havent drawn anything in a long time i just dont have the motivation. Ugh

Reposting with alt text

I saw the tcg art and haven’t stopped thinking about them #pokemon

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Just like Noibat I am also making ultrasonic screeching noises rn

I can fly

妖精なのでお空だって飛べちゃいますっ‪☆

Wisp just thinks to herself “good for them” and goes about her business