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Posts by 🌊Saucy Sailor🏴‍☠️

$20/100

Holy shit y'all will we actually be able to make it this time?

Y'all must really wanna see this.........

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Sailor poses in front of a dirty bathroom mirror, shirt pulled up to reveal his chest- sporting several pimple patches to mitigate his breakout

Sailor poses in front of a dirty bathroom mirror, shirt pulled up to reveal his chest- sporting several pimple patches to mitigate his breakout

Spot the pimple patches difficulty: flacid

1 day ago 23 3 2 0

Get you a man that'll parse high while eating your ass

4 hours ago 3 1 0 0

PHSHAW 💅😼👹

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

TY

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

Oh dont ask me ive turned down every shift lead position ive never been offered

1 day ago 1 0 0 0
Sailor poses in front of a dirty bathroom mirror, shirt pulled up to reveal his chest- sporting several pimple patches to mitigate his breakout

Sailor poses in front of a dirty bathroom mirror, shirt pulled up to reveal his chest- sporting several pimple patches to mitigate his breakout

Spot the pimple patches difficulty: flacid

1 day ago 23 3 2 0

Another day goes by, another allergy is diagnosed to me against my will

1 day ago 1 0 1 0
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in other news ty to yall who offered ur commissionability - i just got super broke so that's on pause but HYD

1 day ago 1 0 0 0

jerkin it to paperback is a skill

i have to flip pages with one hand and flick w the other and that's more difficult than you may believe

1 day ago 4 0 0 0

LETS GO

1 day ago 1 0 1 0

Sigh, nobody wants to schedule these days

1 week ago 5 0 1 0
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Who are you and why would you do this on the lords monday

1 week ago 5 0 1 0

Deadass the most embarrassing alergy bro and no it wasnt THAT bad it only got A LITRLE BIT harder to breathe and the headache was definitely already there

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Bro the next time i tell somebody im allergic to milk and they go "oh lactose intolerant" im going to force them into having the experience of anaphalaxis via chicken alfredo being cooked nearby

1 week ago 2 0 0 1
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My issue is the job i wanna do is very social but i have the conversation skills of a ceramic bowl

2 weeks ago 6 0 0 0

PRESNT

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accurate

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

drank a four loko to heal my hangover now look where we are

2 weeks ago 3 0 2 0

Hello i got overwhelmed by having more than one reply be nice to me at this time xoxo gossip girl

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

HUZZAHHHH <33

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Drooling

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

STFU FEED ME SEXY

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0

AHHHHH <33

2 weeks ago 2 0 0 0
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ooh i def have not tried it- thanks for the rec ur so sweet ahasj

2 weeks ago 1 0 1 0
Sailor sitting on a bed drunk in a state of mostly dressed, threatening partial nudity

Sailor sitting on a bed drunk in a state of mostly dressed, threatening partial nudity

Hello its me im drunk if u wanna see tit or ass send. Me cash

2 weeks ago 14 1 1 0

BOOTY PIC FOR RANSOM RAHHHH

$end a lil cash my way and ill release him >:)

2 weeks ago 4 1 0 0
Sailor poses with a drawn pair of peaches over his rear, and speckled with bloodred droplets

Sailor poses with a drawn pair of peaches over his rear, and speckled with bloodred droplets

I'm experimenting with ways to censor pics, and i think this is rlly fun- ft i got self conscious of all my acne so i made it worse and i like it now heh

2 weeks ago 10 3 1 1
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Suck my hairy FTM cock through my slingshot microkini, trog. The bush rubbing on your cheek as I slide in is a privilege.

I'M LIVE NOW.
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2 weeks ago 64 11 1 0