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Grinding for the slime ring #StardewValley
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I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00 TORONTO – In a special offer The Beaverton has graciously offered to let Doug Ford escape from his embarrassing ‘I bought myself a private jet with taxpayer money’ scandal this afternoon, by selling u...

The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00

A circular basket, in use as a waste paper bin, rests on a grey and cream rug and a laminate floor. In the basket there is (1) a tabby cat, his tail sticking out, and (2) an empty tube of lick-e-lix, a.k.a. 'cat crack'. At top left you can glimpse the foot of an observer, who is laughing like a drain.

My cat's not rubbish | he's just investigating | the waste paper bin #dailyhaiku #proofofcat

we all know I have no life, so:

The flour tortillas turned to a soggy mess. I dumped the fillings into a bow. I gotta find something else from there. I can't eat the hard shells bc my teeth are complete shit for biting.

Veggie tacos from Quesada. I wish I trusted the meats more bc the roasted veggies are lacking. Tonight, it's just green bell pepper and since there wasn't much left, I got the rest of the pan + the water/juices. The meats are good, I just got dark meat chicken once and I don't like dark meat chicken

This is an assumption on my part, bc it's the only answer to why half a tank of gas is gone but the mileage is up 4 km. BIL takes the car to 'get Tim's', picks up a friend/dealer, and sits somewhere to smoke for a couple of hours. BIL likes to keep the fan turned off bc he's an idiot.

The car's in the shop getting the tires changed and a check over for other problems. I answered the phone when they called, thinking they were done. They wanted permission to change out an air filter and I said okay. Maybe the car won't smell like weed so strongly (lol). BIL smokes, not us.

He was our very first guest commentator and now he returns for #MysteryWrestling24!

Don't let them steal your wonder. Says Skeltor feeling extra fab.

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The push for iridium blackberries #StardewValley
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Im so tired of seeing ads for AI services everywhere.

I don't want your slop software go away!

CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar OTTAWA — The Canada Revenue Agency confirmed this week that it is fully aware you’ve been using your home office for non-work purposes, you fucking liar.

CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

SLO-MLO WRESTLING #MysteryWrestling24

Watch the full show on mysterywrestling.com!

#MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

meatloaf is the final boss of pinball

The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

Evil Uno will be on commentary

I had a Bacon Number, but I ate it.