Oh, he couldn’t handle a foursome.

Cartoon by @markdolk.bsky.social

Wish SHE got more work, however. She was great!

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Which is how I can claim a vegetarian diet, because shrimp is bugs, so fuck ‘ em. This conspiracy theory works 100% in my favor.

It is said that by a certain age, everyone gets the face they deserve.

And those women will pay for naming anybody. Look at who’s protecting them.

It’s because we can still pretty much have sex anytime we want, even at our age, isn’t it? I knew it!!!

All with a sprinkling of Hooked on Classics some teacher would play during quiet writing time

AND don't forget our show tunes - Cats, Les Mis...

All this we could buy from a TV commercial offering 5 starter albums for a penny with a subscription that was our 1st introduction to debt collection.

No, we just get to be “ old women” a couple of decades before men do, so it just feels like forever.

They want to outlaw YOUR casual sex. The rich can do whatever they want to, as usual.

There’s a great new podcast out it’s just Alex Jones crying with periodic ads for DraftKings

This guy wins the coin a phrase section of the internet today.

Sex was the name of her picture book, which came out about the same time. Made her virtually unblackmailable, which was unheard of for an 80’s female. “ I have naked pics of you”
“Yeah, here’s a whole book of them. 50 dollars, please!”

These are everything a Twinkie should be!

Now that’s a real Twinkie! Why can’t we have nice things?

For Laura Hawks…

For Laura Hawks….

Yeah, believe they grew up in Chicago. This is more Arkansas, although I had a house almost this bad down the road from me in rural NC.

It’s usually their fellow soldiers, not even enemy combatants.

Biker dophins.

Tarot spread page of cups, knight of hazards, the devil, justice, five of swords, two of swords. Deck used Zombie Tarot.

You tried honestly, with the soft hands of something new, young joy trembling at the edge of becoming. You felt it, didn’t you? And it scared you. So you reached for locks, for familiar walls, for the well-worn grooves of old patterns that fit like second skin. Comfortable poison. Sweet on the tongue, slow in the bloodstream. You told yourself it was safer there. But inside you have been wrestling. Truth against habit, hunger against fear, two wolves circling the same fire and calling it survival. You thought the danger was out there, in their hands, their words, their leaving. 1/2

But the sharpest edge has always lived inside. You have been fighting shadows cast by your own light swinging outward when the war was inward all along. And you could win this. Not by force. Not by armor. But by removing the blindfold you tied yourself. By seeing clearly, brutally, tenderly that this has always been about you, your choices, your fears, your refusal and your power. Until then, the wheel keeps turning, the same storm, different sky. But the moment you look really look everything begins to shift. 2/2

Sundays reflection:
You tried honestly,
with the soft hands of something new,
young joy trembling at the edge of becoming.
You felt it, didn’t you?
And it scared you.
#tarot #collectivereading #witchcraft

Thought I’d found my millionaire at long last!

The ONLY thing that Justin Trudeau should be judged harshly for is being involved with Katy Perry.

Your second sentence was a world class BURN. Touché!

I thought Rogan and Trump were on the outs. He kissing the ring again?

Considering Geordi Laforges’ glasses were an 80’s era hair clasp, I’d say they are inventive, if not quite as cheap as a Star Trek film set.

Oh, c’mon, you didnt really think they were gonna see all that money in your 401k and not attempt to raid it? This smells of the way the market went into steep decline in 2008, a year when a record number of Boomers were reaching retirement age. It’s happening again.