One of those days when you learn that the earth isn’t a sphere, it’s an oblate spheroid

Garbage garbage in a can,

Look, here comes a garbage man.

‘Oh boy’ the children scream ‘such luck!’

Because the kids got obsessed with a trash truck

My pregnancy has finally helped my dad achieve his dream of weighing less than me.

Life is a group project.

Pregnancy Announcement Are you team snake or team puppy?

Pregnancy Announcement: are you team sack of snakes or team basket of puppies? meredithhackmancomedy.substack.com/p/pregnancy-...

Don’t be a lazy pregnant b*tch

Pregnancy is a bitch and so am I.

What does it say about me that 70% of my feed is Spaceballs 2 updates?

Becky Yamamoto tells Suspender Jane how to act when you see old friends you dotj like anymore. Full ep @ youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw

Guest Becky Yamamoto tries to prove to Suspender Jane that she’s an adult!

Full ep at youtu.be/9kFUQycUJAw

Got all gussed up to play #bloodontheclocktower with @goodtimesociety.com Can’t wait for y’all to see it!

Thinking we might be better off if we had just let Pinky and the Brain take over the world in the 90s

Where my game geeks at?

I deal with my anger by doubling down on it, because at that point I’m so mad it barely even feels like I was mad before!

Stand Up this Friday!

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane his surprising opinions on the country of Peru!

Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4

#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #paddingtonbear🐻 #paddington3 #hearditherefirst #openbook

Relatable

Eurovision Night 2 about to start. But the frontrunners are still Night 1’s Bada Bada Bastu by Taran Killam, James Van Der Beek, and Kieran Culkin

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane what Wayne Brady smells like!

Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4?...

#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #waynebrady #clean #smellgood #namedrop #glitter #theaterkids

Why is it so hard to plug in a computer that warns you it’s dying, before it dies?

Guest Brad Stoll tells Suspender Jane about how he knows the Obamas!

Full ep @ youtu.be/-iQUzziUEu4

My couch is my desk, my bed, my lounger, my kitchen table, and the place where if I stick my head between the cushions no one can find me!

Bots are the most supportive people on the internet.

I’m an extrovert so I can’t have insomnia, I have outsomnia

VERY fun Blood on the Clocktower Live! at Dynasty Typewriter hosted by @chrisgrace.com and starring @samreich.bsky.social @korndiddy.bsky.social @meredithhackman.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @aabria.bsky.social

4pm today at the Dynasty Typewriter and live-streamed.

www.dynastytypewriter.com

Time Flies time traveling flies

They came from the future and the past. Two travelers who were destined to exist with and without time. Two insects… lost in time… Time Flies.

New substack up.
open.substack.com/pub/meredith...

#timetravel #flashfiction #scifi #insects #dystopianfuture

Guest Joey Stern speaks truth to power about the vape industry targeting children!

youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0

#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #vape #marketing #nokids

Guest Joey Stern answers tough questions about his cats and what REALLY happened to Batman’s parents.

Full ep:
youtu.be/SVNWa4t2vJ0

#funny #interview #journalism #comedy #cats #batman #tuxedo_cat #crimealley #nerd

Blood on the Clocktower: Live! Blood on the Clocktower: Live! turns the world’s greatest social deduction board game into a chaotic comedy show. Watch comedians put their manipulation and bluffing skills to the test. Trapped in Rav...

BOTC: Live! is back @ Dynasty Typewriter APRIL 19. Be there or catch the livestream (available for 2 weeks postshow!)

Hosted by @chrisgrace.com

Featuring
@samreich.bsky.social
@korndiddy.bsky.social
@aabria.bsky.social
@ifycomedy.com
@meredithhackman.bsky.social

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