Anyone wanna enact martial law with me and our closest friends?

I believe in benevolent narcissism

Ordered Thai food

I’m 31 I’ve still got a year to be saved

No she can do it I believe in her

Wow you made a post about getting stuffed today? You are one crazy chica

I’m on board with the guy now

My Life As a Homeless Man in America An extraordinary firsthand account.

If you do anything at all today, make time for this. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

Nobody who’s a chill guy uses the chill guy meme

I do think a fundamental privacy right is the ability to opt-out of a company using your data as training for AI on their platform

How many polite euphemisms for “people hate you” do you think tech employees have had to come up with to explain Bluesky to their boss?

Thanksgiving is incredible but Thanksgiving food is…

“Moulin Rouge is visually comprehensible”

- crack addict

Tulsa King is a dumb show but I am hooked I can’t lie

Watching Landmam, I do love Billy Bob Thornton’s voice goddamn

My whitest opinion is that I think Air Force 1’s look better dirty vs clean

In the past day I’ve heard two people who really should know better say they asked ChatGPT for factual info.

ChatGPT is not a search engine. It is predictive text based on other people’s stolen writing; its whole job is to make stuff up. Please do not ask it for facts. Tell a friend.

Maybe I do move back to New York sooner rather than later

Juror 2, it’s fine 🤷🏾‍♂️

If there was an Oscar for facial expressions Toni Collette would sweep every year

I believe this to be a fair assessment

Regrettably I finding that Addison Rae song Diet Pepsi rather catchy

Rest day from gym

A Real Pain really got to me— Weight of many little traumas adding up, waiting to be released… and the guilt we feel when our pain seems trivial in comparison to others. But pain is pain, what does it matter how it manifests? Maybe I do need a therapist 🤷🏾‍♂️

it is funny how it's always the right following the left around online. amused myself earlier imagining the opposite, a bunch of woke progressives furious about not being accepted on stormfront or such

B Thomas Gorton @AngstromHoot Attenborough has no respect for crabs. Always gives them ridiculous music. They are jesters to him

Later bloomer but I always bloom baby

Having like a 45 min wind-down routine has completely fixed my sleep problems, takes effort to improve yourself but the rewards are immense 🙏🏽

screenshot of bsky reply No offense meant, but couldn't the sports peeps just stay over on Twitter? I really hate when trending topics are a list made entirely of sportsball. I mean sports twitter probably isn't too affected by the Nazis over there right? November 22, 2024 at 11:03 PM (0 likes, 0 retweets, 0 replies)

I’m gonna stuff you in a locker

I just need to triple my salary to barely afford my dream home on Zillow

I was in France this time last year, how the mighty have fallen…