I would hit him on purpose

Chuck Schumer pouting in his I ♥️ ISRAEL t-shirt

one of the first things I saw this morning btw

whenever I complain about my roots someone is like "I thought it was an intentional shadow root!" no you didn't but thank you for lying

oh don't let my bangs fool you. if you saw my bedroom you would have a whole different opinion of me

I'm a rough sleeper so I wake up in an absolute state every morning

one of my coworkers was like "your bangs are always so perfect" yea it's because i'm neurotic and if my bangs are off it ruins my whole day

clearly you don't own an air fryer

I consider mids loud

420 blaze it

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

They are still relitigating the last election instead of currently laying the groundwork for winning the next one.

And all of the candidates who need non-white supremacist, non-ableist, non-transphobic votes are very busy bashing the marginalized & disenfranchised.

That’s how you lose again.

[your companion is overstimulated]

We need to stop them immediately

The fact that every major police union endorsed Donald Trump is under appreciated in our political discourse.

Mon Apr20 4:20

god bless us every one

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

100% correct

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser

happy 4/20. i'm going to go home and eat 6 edibles and whatever happens is between me and my god

if I ever hit 100k i'm deleting

i'm normal though

if they had hobbies they wouldn't have 100k followers

it's even funnier, the commenter is suggesting they put up their OWN CCTV camera lol

Survey: 43% of Americans Don't Have Savings to Pay for a $1,000 Emergency Emergency fund balances are down, and one-third of Americans say their savings wouldn't cover one month of living expenses, according to a U.S. News survey. By Greg Garrison Consumer Banking Analyst Feb. 4, 2026, at 10:00 a.m.

"if you say you don't have $700 you're lying"

"muchos gracias" great for one gracias

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

"thanks in advance" is great when you have no intention of thanking them later

so what would you say to liberals separating themselves from "the left"? do you also criticize them for sowing discord and misusing language?

leftists are my greatest adversary because they are destroying america destroying america or being rude to you online? being rude to me online

liberals on this microblogging website

$600-700