A cartoon by Roland High.

See more funny drawings from this week’s issue: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/G-eU5y

On a “Human Empty Shell” scale of 1-10, Rubio is at, like an 11, and Blanche is hovering around a 7.

#indieauthors #AmEditing #AmQuerying #AmReading #amwritingsf

GO BLUE 🏀

He’s way ahead in the polls in Venezuela, and has confidence that he can learn Spanish very quickly.

The clouds have cleared to reveal there’s nothing but air under this press conference. The ground is has been left behind.

👇👇

Leave it to Jon Stewart to have the most perfect and poignant interview at the craziest of times.

I’m in awe of the technical skill, and he’s just not as arrogant as the nickname could belie-he’s young, dare I say overtalented, and doesn’t have as much innate musicality as other skaters. I feel for him, that stage must fuck with one’s head-but I’m kind of overjoyed for the kid from Kazakhstan.

I feel like the wrong people die of colorectal cancer.

This Photo Shows the Way Forward Victory without accountability is dangerous.

What should be done is everything that can be done.

Screenshot of an X.com post by Brian Allen (@allenanalysis) that says “Ilhan Omar doesn’t mince words,” followed by a quoted statement about someone talking about her in Iowa, then claiming he doesn’t think about her, and suggesting it may be time to invoke the 25th Amendment. The post adds: “Direct. Blunt. And she’s putting accountability on the table.” Below is a CNN split-screen video thumbnail: a female anchor on the left and Ilhan Omar on the right. A breaking-news chyron mentions Trump mocking Omar after an attack, with additional smaller text and CNN “LIVE” branding.

Don’t mess with Rep. Ilhan Omar.

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

Today I was Kidnapped By ICE - Dawokefarmer

DOJ is still violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.

What do these companies have in common?

-Cigna
-Comcast
-General Mills
-Allstate
-Marriott
-Hilton
-Walmart
-Amazon
-Microsoft
-Meta

All promised after January 6, 2021 to stop funding lawmakers who tried to overturn the 2020 election.

And all have broken that promise.

A cartoon by Ivan Ehlers. #NewYorkerCartoons

I don’t understand how the first reaction from leadership isn’t “This is an impeachable offense. My colleagues must defund Hegseth and begin drafting articles immediately.”

Like, even if it doesn’t get done, how are you not planting this flag in the ground immediately?