This guy is absolutly bonkers.

Toto's "Africa" falls in a very niche sub-genre of music known as British Museum Rock.

This should be the moment every American disavows reality television forever, because look what it has fucking done.

What did the ancient Egyptian goose say?
ANHK!
ANHK! ANHK! ANHK! ANHK!

Urinal splash cover that says “ICE AGENTS HAVE MICROPENISES”

The World: Minneapolis should get the Nobel Peace Prize.
Saint Paul:

Easily the best story about an assistant pig keeper ever written.

Whenever friends had a kid, we eventually gave them a copy of The Chronicles of Prydain and The Westing Game.

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I don't disagree with that all but his speed opens things up for other players.

We played pretty well and were more dangerous with our chances that Seattle. Thomas is a delightful villain. If we are gonna play on the wings, we still need an outlet (inlet) on the inside so that we aren't just pinging the ball off defenders. Yeboah is better, but Deing's speed is good chaos fun.

I also made a big-ass crock pot of lasagna. Going all out tonight.

They make the best crock pot food. This grape jelly and chili sauce thing is weird, but beloved.

I've lived in Saint Paul for twenty years and today was the first time I've ever filled a crock pot with meatballs, grape jelly and Heinz chili sauce. I guess I'm a Lutheran now?

I haven't felt this crappy on a Sunday since I stopped going to Mackenzie's to watch the Browns.

I'll believe it when I [don't] see it.

You celebrate when you win and we haven't won shit yet.

McDonald's CEO - Reluctantly eats sandwich.
Burger King CEO - Happily eats sandwich.
Wendy's CEO - Realistically eats sandwich.
A&W CEO - Enthusiastically eats sandwich.
Arby's CEO - Has sex with sandwich.

Look at the photo, Jen. The Monster is fine and being well cared for.

Grave stone for someone named Mycatt.

My cat died. :(

You know you are in the heart of curling season when you go down to the basement for a suitcase and instead come upstairs with a crock pot.

So funny story, once of the recent apple watch updates added an "until I leave <geo location>" option for Do Not Disturb. When I'm at the curling club it says, "until I leave work."

While Doctor @buckyisotope.bsky.social's joke certainly lacks some curling nuance, the American teams have been successful, absolutely delightful to watch and are rivaling the Japan women for being the most fun viewing--all without hogging the rock.

I got sworn at a lot by my friends and then they bought me a beer of shame after the game.

The ones sweeping earn that right.

No epic curling fails in the book, but I promise there's a pot joke on page 1. My epic curling fail was sweeping a hit and right before the twelve foot, I fell to my knees and slid right into the house moving about seven stones with my body. Took about 10 minutes to put all the rocks back.

I am begging you to revise the post and change the word frame to end. This is like saying the Seahawks scored nine points in the first two periods.

If you like curling my or are even just curious about the sport, my great pal @flyoverjoel.bsky.social quite literally wrote the book on it. It’s a great, fun read that explains the sport and its history. Check it out!

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Hello New Curling Addictions - Mixed Doubles wrapped up excitingly today and we've got a one day break before men's and women's start. If you've got curling questions, or like dumb jokes, you've got some time to read my book on curling.

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Yes, there's even a weed joke on page one.
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Sweep Hard YouTube video by Frogtown Curling Club

No, but we did Die Hard.
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