turns out there are indeed cats in america and the streets aren’t actually paved with cheese

The legalization of online betting has been such a net negative for our society and is probably becoming a driver in reactionary politics and that needs to be discussed more.

This looks fun! Also reminds me of the olden days when video games were allowed to be colorful!

What we need is a Zorro video game

The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask of Zorro

A screen shot from Link to the Past. Link stands between a fire and a sleeping man with a tent in the background under a bridge with a ladder descending into the water nearby.

Mentally, I am here

If you want my two cents, you can pry them from my cold dead eyes.

It's weird that a movie with Shakespearian dialogue mashed up with a setting/energy that feels so much like a Tony Hawk Pro Skater game works so well

Romeo + Juliet is a great movie and the leads are both crushing it, but it's the side characters that make the film magic

Harold Perrineau as Mercutio in Romeo + Juliet from the party scene. He's dressed in drag with a white wig, white bra and sparkly sleeves

But also...Mercutio

constantly

The whole movie is just drenched in vibes

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Do you ever think about Tybalt from Romeo + Juliet and get a lil flustered?

I have not!

A Knight's Tale is a terrible mov....

No, sorry I can't even finish that sentence as a joke

I'm so jealous you have a copy of Twin Snakes!

I knew I was trans as a kid because when I watched Nick at Nite I wanted to be Jeannie or Samantha so badly. Just a magical chaos demon tormenting a man who can't get enough of my antics

Aragorn: "The Beacons of Minas Tirith! The Beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid."

Théoden: "And Rohan will answer. Muster the Rohirrim."

Jeff Probst: Remember, in the game of Survivor, fire represents your life.

Presidential politics is like modern survivor in that there are too many immunity idols in play

Golden Arches are we, not this crude matter

Take me roller skating and then back to your house for pizza bagels and PlayStation 1 games

Sometimes I get really weepy about not being born cisgender and then realize if I had been I probably would have married some dorky Mormon dude in his second year of dental school when I was 19, so

The problem with being single is that sometimes I want attention when I'm too tired to be funny

What do kung fu movies and the annual cartographers rum social have in common?

They are both punches over plot

Aaaaaaaaand the water is off in my apartment and after hours maintenance isn't answering the phone

This movie rules and Michelle Yeoh and Cynthia Rothrock have two of the gayest haircuts of all time and you should watch it

An xteink X4, an anburnic device and a moondrop with wired iems and the Reddit post says “I’m gonna have to start wearing cargo pants”

The future is wearing a wallet chain and huge cargo pants and a Zelda graphic tee.

What doesn't kill you makes you Klingon

work-in- progress pencil drawing of a gorgon

snek snek snek

Watching West Wing is like going to your incredibly smug uncle's house on Sunday but you put up with it because he may be insufferable but the dude can sure grill