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Sailing back in the carry on luggage he took out

'I appreciate it's none of my business Sir' said the Coastguard 'But it soon could be'

Is one of them a Range Rover?

Just as well you know your way round them. Next time everything is laid out in the dust, throw a Boomslang loom at it. I put one onto both of mine and it's (literally) night and day.

Just to be clear, fuck generative ai, shove it up your bum.

Oh, hurrah.

Henceforth to be twinned with Birmingham, where their Bullring has had significant redevelopment works carried out.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

'It was with a heavy heart that Rich put his hand into the rats nest of wiring behind the near side wheel arches mudshield and gave it a good shake about'

Some incredibly encouraging feedback from @almurray.bsky.social and James Holland. Could never have imagined this when I started writing it!

What's Spanish for 'Ouch, me jacksy'?

Wee

My 90 is playing the 'My lights work at home, but there must be a force field around the MOT station which stops the fuckers from working whenever I'm there' game right now.

Its almost like it knows I need to drag the trailer with it next week.

Trade unions protect your time off...because burnout should not be a job benefit #JoinAUnion

It'll be FINE!!

Yeah. She's got a way with her, has my Mrs.

So, Mrs L and I had tickets to see the Cure in Edinburgh. She looked at the reviews of the venue and started getting cold feet.

So now we are having a week in Norway and seeing them in Oslo instead..

A dog which has had a very poorly advised munch on a bee.

Just make sure you don't bite them

A catalogue listing for a plumbing component: Draw Off Cock Washer

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

EE 4g routers for wireless connectivity enthusiasts

It would appear that eBay has coined a new insult for me.

So THAT'S where Bob Monkhouses joke book went.

Chris Mason;- 'I am wanking as I write this'

This is excellent

I've just been out on my bike. It appears bsky was down while I was out.

I win, even though it was blowing a hoolie

And surely in a Rolls, one is driven. 2 seats is Byeyntlyey territory.

You wait. A Bombay Bad Boy's going to come out of the woodwork.