"Aw dammit, again?!"

//Got new gaming PC thanks to my bf, I kinda forgot I had this account, haha. Camp Buddy has been keeping me busy. I'm tempted to make an account dedicated to Wally West 2.0.

"Happy Valentines, Artemis!"

//Boyfriend got me addicted to Camp Buddy, that's why I've been so absent. Sorry... ^^"

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Wally snuggled against her softly. "Love you too, babe."

He grinned and nodded. "Great minds think alike. Been a while since I've had a good meal."

"You don't know how petty this monster is. How low he'd stoop just to harm the Flash family."

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"The fuck is the Reverse Flash doing here?!"

//What diabetes? He'll K.O. me with a lovegasm. 😭

"What am I doing again?"

//An addendum: this man will one day give me diabetes and I'm all here for it. 😅

"We can do it in a few hours. For now though..."

"Speaking of tight spandex revealing buns... you heard from bluebird lately? I haven't spoken to him since my winter exams period started. I saw a few missed calls but he wouldn't answer when I tried calling him back. Unlike you."

"Ho, does this mean I'm gonna hang up the red and silver outfit too?" he said with a similarly suggestive voice. "And here I thought you loved seeing me in skin-tight spandex that shows off my a-"

A champagne pop from a bystander startled him.

He nodded. "Well then..." Some confidence was returning to his voice as he turned to face her. "My plan was to wait for my masters degree to finish, then have the wedding. After all, that would allow us time to find a better house, right? So you wouldn't crash in with Will and I with Dick."

//And being traught too.

He blushed and looked away, giggling nervously.

"Would it be fair for you to be the sole breadwinner for a while? What if we end up like in that one Bon Jovi song about Tommy and Gina?"

//Also after Christmas I've had some love confessions while prepping that feast for the 27th. My boyfriend is just amazing in every single way possible, both irl and also as Dick Grayson and Katsuki Bakugo. 🥰He's truly made me the luckiest man alive. ⚡❤️

"I didn't even finish my masters degree or get a proper job. How can I be a husband if I can't provide for our family?"

Those were his worries mainly.

//So after Christmas I took over my mom's kitchen and cooked stuff for my nameday on the 27th. Wouldn't be a proper speedster if I didn't know how to prep stuff for huge appetites~

//I'm the Flash even when I play card games. Those in the know... know. ⚡️

"W-wedding?!"

He coughed audibly. That came out of nowhere.

He blinked, confused, and looked down at her.

"Get what started, babe?"

"I love you too, babe. More than the entire world. If I could, I'd do it all again knowing I'd end up back in your arms."

He snuggled her close, not caring about the Parisian crowd.

"Hey, I didn't forget this time. Better late than never, right?"

And just like that, the countdown reached 0.

"Happy 2026, Artemis." 🥰

"my powers are beyond your understanding."

rp/parody account for eobard thawne/reverse flash from cw's the flash. will contain darker themes. written by hallion. admin is 28.

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Artemis found herself under a lit Eiffel Tower as fireworks were brightening the night sky. Next thing she knew, a golden ring was slid on her finger while Wally sat on a knee.

"Artemis Lian Crock, will you make me the happiest speedster alive and marryme?"

Cue a corny but loving smile.

He pressed a soft kiss against those lips.

"I take it I'm still the best Christmas present, huh babe?"