They're changing his name to Sam Zune Bridges

Grok give her a Zune

Need me a girl who understands the intricacies of setting up the Zune software on modern hardware

Put yourself in my shoes for once

Olympic regulations dictate we follow strict competitive standards, which means all contestants have to swallow them whole with no mods or additives. It's unfortunate because if I could've used a Qi modded zune 30 I think I could've squeezed a few more in before my stomach ruptured

If there was an Olympic category for eating the most Zunes, well, let's just say they'd be calling me Emergency Room, on account of that that's where I am.

7, in case you were wondering. All 120s

Got my own, thanks

May or may not have had no power for 2 weeks because of the winter storm. You'll neeeeverrrr knowwww the truuuuth

confiscated after i went feral seeing a young boy with an ipod. was a dark say i dont want to dwell on

They keep throwing things at me

Bouta wrangle up some grub

My new years resolution? I think we all know. I'm thinking 480x272

Playing some games. Listening to music. #TheLife

im the oldest person ever btw

I think we all know what should REALLY win. #TheGameAwards

Autopsy

Did you guys buy the sweater #justwondering

Idk man look at zunes and think about turkey, make your own god damned post

Vibri, from Vib-Ribbon, in the style of the Microsoft Zune logo, captioned "bune"

computer

Any of them???? Come on man

Do you wanna come over to my place and play zunes

And he'll never own a zune

they're trying to fucking get me

boo

it loves you

its tough being a zune in a walkman world

Why would I lie about being Zune

The doctor just diagnosed me with good-music-listener-itis

fuck my stupid zune life