My therapist pointed out that I am right on time for my yearly Easter meltdown. This was very rude of him. True, but very rude.

It’s all I have in the office.

There’s a fly and I tried to kill it with Glen 20 and it mocks me with its’ continued existence.

Heal me Milo & ibuprofen. Heal. Me.

I ended up using my Costco family card and driving out to the airport to fill up. Still cooked but far less so.

Like why don’t I just fucking kms. Love to be able to afford to drive to and from my place of work.

I’m actually going to throw up.

The cat. The burgers. The rest of it.

Glad you’re still with us.

I have come once again to the internet to ask WHY ARE MEN? I will not be providing any context at this time.

Sometimes I forget how good just talking (even digitally) with a friend can be. Absolutely buzzing after a discussion about fungi/mycelium, taxonomy and more with a mate. The nerd in me calls to the nerd in you.

Just thinking about her* again.

*the Spix’s Guan

I listened to him talk about playing Ogilvie on Pop Culture Unplugged w/ Elias and was like ‘Ohhhhh OK, I’m OK now.’

Okayyyyy so did Ogilvie actually get better in S2E9 of The Pitt or did we all just learn what a sweetie pie Lucas Iverson is and now we no longer want Ogilvie to step on lego all day every day?

Thank-you! What it really needed were some jazzy earrings.

Proof of life. Proof of art teacher chic.

It’s not that bad but it’s also definitely not good.

Love to fuck up a meal prep so I get to think about it nine more times when I eat them.

Oh, that’s kind of amazing.

I would have my own entry in an equivalent book on the Berra. Behold, the elusive Howl. Marvel at her…no, never mind, she’s just crying.

Thinking about how at my big age I probably shouldn’t be telling myself ‘that’ll cook down’ when putting clothes in the washing machine.

Catching up with the news cycle re: Iran and honestly it makes me feel sick.

Still sober. I will not drink today.

My stress headache is coming back dealing with this.

I don’t feel like the urge has ever truly gone away for me but I have not felt this tempted in a very long time.

Had to go stare at my counter app to remind myself getting wasted isn’t worth throwing away 5 years and 5 months. Oblivion sounds so sweet right now though.

If I was an historically unpopular leader of a rouge state notorious for being a child rapist I would not set a precedent for murdering heads of state on a whim.

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Didn’t even make it to March before spiralling into an existential crisis. A new speed run for me!

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Not now, Mummy is watching an 150 part TikTok playlist on the sociology of reality TV.

I think you might be onto something