man i wish i lived where you lived. i live in kansas it’s already been over 80°

i hope the last avengers movie ends with them all dying. like how long can you be the best and strongest

moving away from home is realizing if you say something self deprecating people aren’t supposed to agree with you

at work and i handed a customer their change in coins and their fingers were open so the coins all fell. gonna take a blinkie at home for that one

missing four square at recess today

just used “you look like you loved Pixar’s Cars” as a pick up line and it worked

what they don’t tell you is even a one star pokémon card is worth a lot on TCGP if the art is cool and the pokémon looks like a good friend

tamagotchi dramatic as hell. i’m gone for 2 hours and this bitch needs to go to the hospital in the ambulance

i don’t even need to see the faces i see earrings + mustache man and septum ring + bold lips she/they duo i know yall winning

i fear me downloading the panda express app today to order food created new parallel timelines

someone posted to identify a washed up jellyfish but these guys stole the show

nothing makes me feel pride quite like winning a game of clue

you know what? i would wire money to a suspicious account if they were good at keeping me interested

are they keeping him in or us out

asmr of dogs nails pitter pattering on a hard surface

when i’m driving and i think i see an undercover cop car i hope they’re looking at me with suspicion but only find good things. wow very responsive and her eyes never leave the road. i want them to pull me over to give me high five

nah we got air heads and you can watch a video of a guy doing a backflip off a cliff into water really dramatically and land flat on his back. this has to count for something

liking and commenting because i don’t know but i want to help you find someone who does <3 good luck bro

i really feel like if i used mouth tape id die in my sleep

it should be a crime for a job that pays $2 more than minimum wage to require a cover letter

drawing of a watermelon, slice of birthday cake, and me in a keffiyeh holding art supplies. It says “35 for 35. It’s my 35th birthday and instead of presents I’m doing charity sketch commissions for Palestine”

it’s my birthday and i’m doing charity sketches for Palestine!!!

looking for alternative to lose weight that might include magic or sorcery. pls lmk!!

does anyone have any ideas for stuff to do without drugs/alcohol. all i have is this paddle with a ball attached by a stretchy string. getting bored

i have to make paintings for family/friends for xmas but have been in an art slump. someone talk some sense into me

just hit my daily reading goal!! i need a cigarette

yipppeee okay that’s what i was leaning towards downloading it on. ty!!!

what do you play it on??

IM SO JEALOUS IVE BEEN WANTING KETCHUP!!! live it up brother!!

omg i’ve wanted to play do you recommend it?

i just wanted to put this out for the algorithm, i’m looking for mutuals!! these are some of my interests:

art
fall out boy
fortnite
it’s always sunny in philadelphia
kirby
linkin park
old video game stuff
pokémon
slushy noobz
the real housewives
the jersey shore
twenty one pilots

#promosky