First time back at the gym in like a week due to back/ neck injury

Get you a man that wants to rub you down after a 10 hour shift and buy you king size burritos as a treat 😉

All these companies want you to do a survey but they don't want to pay their workers

It is a great accountability tool tho, I know there are apps for it but I do it old school, pen, paper , journal

More like didn't lose any lbs for 4 weeks cuz I kept reverting back. Pray for meee

Down 8 lbs in 7 weeks might not sound that great-- BUT consider this--- i didn't lose any weight for 3 weeks lol counting calories is hard but it works

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

"Covergirl don't cover boy" always gags me

Two gay dudes doing a fist bump? Just as awkward as you think ;)

Happy #Caturday, video of the week.

A vicious attack kitten and the most patient dog ever.

Happy first day of spring to all my gay sons and thot daughters <3

Love survivalist TV programs but naked and afraid is so unserious

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Total Eclipse Of The Heart really is that girl, iykyk

This weekend marks my 10 year anniversary working in the service industry, st paddy's is and will always be -- the actual demon twink of Chicago

Lmao I haven't pretended since the fall

Oop, you were not on my list

Guys that pretend to be slutty online but are not actually about that life irl 🍅🍅🍅

All the whores flew in for Paddy's weekend in Chicago, gym was so packed

The way it's literally Friday the 13th

Your 30s are for being confident and serving cunt whenever possible, I believe

The way mainstream media is just repetitive slop and propaganda should be outlawed

Everyone that thinks they are special for not liking pokemon- you're not

I don't care that you don't like sloppy Joe's, I'm sorry you got people in your life that can't cook. #craving

When he calls his personality disorder a "rebrand" ☺️

We exist!

Rip to this Beautiful Man

Anyone know of any server positions hiring?? Ten years experience.

Needed a few more 60° days

Actor Robert Duvall has died at the age of 95.