Twas not to be

Throwing salt over my shoulder and knocking wood with my fingers crossed: the Mets just had a bit of good luck! Feels like forever

Oh my god indeed

My last repost (reskeet? Still not comfortable with that) is my platonic ideal for Bluesky: someone I follow reposted some random cuteness into my feed. I appreciate that, and could use more of it

Indy the sweet little floofy caramel and cream pie border collie sits on top of a 1935 gazebo made of stone that looks out of a long green forested valley

“My dad is on a trip but that doesn’t stop him from posting my super special Arboretum walkies!” 🧵

It’s Okay to Like Geese

Did a goose write this?

Chicago Pope Wednesday Night 10PM(9 Central), right after Chicago Fire and Chicago Med.

Better than Temecula, I suppose

That has sneaky staying power: my middle schooler was just introduced to it in a US history lesson in school

How am I supposed to recognize him if he's not shirtless and challenging the entire Mets AA team to a fight?

It's come to my attention this was lifted from Amos, who appears to have uploaded a few days ago. So go give him some love.

Totally agree. Iconic

Nice! Channel guide says I have that channel, so I'll check it out later. Thanks!

I'll have to keep an eye out. I haven't watched it in a while, but I have a lot of fond memories. It was my grandfather's favorite show

I'm sorry, EVERY time I see that photo I say "Is that Jeremy Roenick?"

Susan Collins grimly standing up, walking across her office, and with a heavy weight bearing down on her weary shoulders, moving her doomsday clock from "concerned" to "worried."

How I wish we had the kind of Democrats who would publicly commit to transporting Donald Trump to the Hague for trial when his rotten regime falls.

Moon's haunted.

Bluesky is dying today but in three days they're going to roll aside the stone and guess what

Roses are red
Short poems are sinning

Meet your 2025-26 Mr. Ranger Award recipient, Captain J.T. Miller! The Mr. Ranger Award recognizes the Blueshirt player who best honors Rod Gilbert’s legacy by exemplifying leadership qualities both on and off the ice, and who makes a significant humanitarian contribution to his community. J.T. Miller has followed in Rod's footsteps, showcasing his commitment to making a positive impact in the community. Earlier this year, him and his wife, Natalie, donated $154,000 to the Garden of Dreams Foundation, the largest donation to Garden of Dreams made by a player in franchise history. With this donation, Garden of Dreams purchased 10 suites to invite youth from varying partner organizations to attend Rangers games and meet the Millers. Congratulations and thank you, cap!

Well, now we know how much it costs to buy the award named after Rod Gilbert. I'm not saying there were better candidates on the team (I don't know, maybe?), but framing it this way stinks.

[interview]

*presenting my shitposts*

you will clearly here see that i am an improvement over the last fbi director

There is no joy in Mudville. The mighty Casey has announced a sponsorship with DraftKings and also he will be transferring to a new founder-created league called BallSmashers that is headquartered in a suburb of Riyadh. Get a discount with the code ATDABAT20

All right, here is how you fix tanking in the NBA:

Make it so that teams that are tanking can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape, so if a team has 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices they can create 3 new apes. It's essentially a minting event for Lab Monkes and Special Forces

I’ve never seen a picture of a chicken go harder than this

chuck and kenny showing up to the studio today:

Danny Boy YouTube video by Blakwulf

to all who celebrate this annual tradition

The World Baseball Classic has done the impossible: they've created a scenario where you can actually see Marlins Man sitting behind home plate at the Marlins stadium.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth: