When people say I make delicious brisket that is the ultimate gender affirmation for me.

This guy's name is Jonah smh that's a woman's name

This is especially odd because Dreamcast games can be burned to a cd so easily... although I guess who has a drive for that anymore

couldn't come up with better PR for transgenders than "underground transgender mafia successfully heisted 12 tonnes of Kitkats"

If you are a restaurant and your "breakfast potatoes" are just French fries cut in irregular cuboid shapes, shame on you

A squat, silhouetted figure peers from behind a mysterious stone archway in the dark forest. In front, a beautiful woman holds a fan. A watermark says, World of Maneuvers, Lover’s Precept. Text: Don’t mind Daniel. Option choices are: OK, my only love. I'll not ignore your lumpy pal. He draws my attention like food. Daniel is beneath my notice. My mind already releases him. His physique begs regard. (you know not of my bond with daniel)

Beautiful! Love the two tone glazing

Nathan Fielder has changed how I think about pilots in the airport forever

Worth it just to get a swan boy push notification, early comics is just gravy

I'm so insanely hooked

Lawyer/deputy mayor on one side, chicken farmer on the other

That's wonderful Ai!

It's just a faster way to do what we've seen nancy pelosi do for decades

Ooh what are you getting??

WHITE SWEET POTATOES ARE BACK! signboard

thank you Mr President sir

mazel!

Blizzard cancelled my vacation 😔😔😔

I was wearing my tshirt backwards to hide the graphic on it. I was a nerd and I deserved to be pantsed

Pants These Nerds!

Laughing at this old clickhole article which is broken except for one sad pre-transition photo of me in the header clickhole.com/pants-these-...

hehe

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Heathcliff swings from a rope above the city on a moonlit night, soaring over the rooftops, with a small fish inside a fish bowl perched atop his head. A couple looks on and one of them says "I love Saturday night."

07 Feb 2026

Earlier, I spotted a snake with tiny gorgons for hair. When I looked at her, the pebble in my pocket turned to flesh.

when I'm in a meeting where someone is sharing their screen, I like to move my cursor on top of theirs and pretend we're holding hands

I don't think I have it in me to start fresh with whatever the next thing is when this place dies- and I think that's a good thing

We could be the 6th borough

Have you ever considered also being the Mayor of Philadelphia?

Filmmaker Neil Breen

I wonder how he's handling all this

Stress letting us overcome procrastination is the double edged sword in the ADHD toolkit 😅

I would like to read this book.