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Asteroid 2028!!

Extinction Level 1 Today NASA disclosed privately that a newly discovered asteroid appears to have a trajectory that will have a 40% chance of impacting Earth next month.

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Gríma Wormtongue In an effort to confront the growing reports of chaos in government, 47 and Elon Ratface held a news conference in the Octogan Office.

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Muskrat is the president.

Gulf of Madness Acting on a campaign promise, 47 renamed the “Gulf of Mexico” to the “Gulf of Madness”.

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Productive Life Mantra:

Russia guide bomb used frequently against civilians

Ukraine has created an experimental weapon that can intercept Russia’s guided bombs. They reportedly shot down a Russian KAB for the first time in the suburbs of Zaporizhzhia.

If they can recreate more successful intercepts it’ll save thousands of lives.

Trump DEI crackdown targets books in Pentagon schools As the Trump DEI purge widens, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ordered restrictions on what books DOD schools can teach, according to a memo obtained by The Washington Post.

As the Trump DEI purge widens, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ordered restrictions on what books schools serving military families can teach, according to a memo obtained by The Post.

anti-tesla poster being distributed

Musk being a total Nazi

Musk being a total Nazi but a different angle

Tesla sales in Germany have plummeted by almost 60%.

Sales in other countries also dropping fast. Elon Musk is currently the 2nd most hated oligarch on Earth after helping coup d'état the United States & sieg heiling in front of millions in celebration.

Calls to boycott Musk products are global.

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Tax Return Follow Up As promised, we have an update on the status of this year’s Federal Tax returns.

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The Ghost of Hamilton In a late-night meeting, 47 and his Chief of Staff, issued a new Executive Order that henceforth, all legislative ties will be settled by duel between VP Vance and Amazon CEO, Jeff Bozo.

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Egg Heist of 2025 In other news, of what is becoming the most chaotic and stupid year since time began, 100,000 eggs were stolen by unknown suspects.

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Muskrat Mayhem and Where's My Tax Return In an early morning X post, Muskrat claimed to have deleted the IRS.

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Housekeeping Post From Our Staff The Dept of Brainrot staff were not able to post any updates yesterday.

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What Is Resilience Targeting? Resilience targeting inflicts hopelessness and cynicism. These skills can help you stay motivated and hopeful when the whole world feels like a disaster.

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The people cannot sustain anymore food price increases!!

Yyyyeeesss

To the streets!

The futures markets are not looking good for tomorrow.

I could literally care less about the Grammys right now!

Molotov diplomacy

He has absolute power now. Thanks supreme court.

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