Willem Dafoe saying you know, I'm something of a 500 internal server error myself.

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There are many activities one could be engaged in where I'd feel sorry for you getting an injury from.

Bull fighting is absolutely not one of them.

You keep using that word. It means exactly what you think it does.

Definitely seems to be a degradation of service today.

Look it's vitally important that Democrats embrace this guy who 80% of the country has never heard of & who's disliked 2:1 by people who have heard of him.

Excited to see Europeans learn the viscerally terrifying difference between kilometers per hour and miles per hour when the displayed numbers seem comparable.

Rofl, excellent cover for a verbal flub, guys. Truly the greatest to ever do it.

I just don't see the number of folks they'd get returning to the fold if they say "See! We're normal again, come home!" outnumbering the folks who they can hope to hold onto with "We are the party of Trump the Undying, he who shall animate us forevermore!"

I get the fear and will admit that it's possible but I don't think there's gonna be much of the Republican party *besides* the folks that worship Trump. That's their voter base now. I'm sure there'll be *some* voters willing to return to the party once he's gone, but I don't think it's enough.

Like, I get the theory that his fans will never abandon him but guys: they've already abandoned him. Still having technical support is not the same as having enough support. Plenty of folks still voted for Orban, it didn't do him a damn bit of good

The appeal of alt medicine isn’t ’capitalism alienated us from healing ‘ or whatever, it’s that it has no evidential foundation so it can make claims like ‘ouchie needles are bad for you but yummy milkshakes are good’

If you think the nuclear-powered supercarrier USS Gerald R. Ford is the most powerful ship in the world, you are wrong. It's actually the German cruise ship Mein Schiff 4 (pictured), which successfully transited the Strait of Hormuz over the weekend

Pedocon theory has more predictive power than newtonian physics.

Take your bets, people: Is this a proper lying reversal, a reversal because he genuinely forgot he was on the side of this up 'til now, or did he just get his cue cards mixed up and grievously misspeak?

Ain't it grand having a guy with nuclear launch codes where all these options are plausible?

I mean, the reasons still make plenty of sense, sadly. You just have to lower your estimation of what motivates your fellow man. Still fucking depressing, obviously.

Honestly it is kinda funny in a cosmic sort of way that they’re trying so hard to censor trans people transing due to culture war bullshit but just let enemy propaganda in the actual war they started fly right on by.

A screen shot of a skeet from Merriam-Webster that reads - ‘SWIMS’ upside down is still ‘SWIMS’. With a reply that reads - if you love geometric fonts where this would be true so much then why don't you use them in your body copy? no? not readable? go FUCK yourself; dictionary. they should call you hypocrictionary

I’m sorry, but bluesky is THRIVING…

Like, even ignoring the fact that the women are fake, just a pitifully weak statement on social media that demonstrates he wouldn't be all that concerned about saving these women even if they did exist.

Computer. Enhance.

Petey thinks it's important for our soldiers to be able to refuse basic life-saving medicine but not orders to gun down children. It ain't much, but I guess it's an ethos.

If there's one thing I want in my military, it's "freedom" to damage force readiness.

Also: you get like 40 vaccines when you sign up for the .mil, getting to skip the flu shot doesn't save you from the evil of life-saving injections.

The thing about the "How dare those traitors in the other party not support this righteous war of mine?" play is that it kinda needs the war to be, at the very least, generally supported by the the public.

Doesn't really work when the best you've got is "I still love Trump, so I guess I support it"

On the one hand: yes, obviously these are dumb motherfuckers getting scammed by a conman.

On the other: not sure this site gets to gloat about how uniquely dumb these motherfuckers are when it took a year to scare off She Who Must Not Be Named and the Help Us Do Wire Fraud Con.

Lol, dude's having a hell of a time with the fact that his war isn't going nearly as well as his kidnapping operation. Definitely keep talking about your draft dodging, jackass.

Really exciting to think about the fact that we still haven't had any of the inescapable major catastrophes that *aren't* self-inflicted yet this time around. Gonna be real 'fun' watching that.

The "bisexual awakening" thing can get overplayed but Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, Oded Fehr, and Patricia Velásquez were just absolutely beautiful.

The Mummy is for bisexuals what Disney’s Robin Hood was to furries

He really does have trouble grasping the reality that our allies aren't our servants. It's not exactly a rare trait with our dumber citizens, but it's depressing as fuck that this is our head of state.

Turns out if you want to totally unhinge a certain type of LLM enthusiast, all you have to do is give them a question that they need to do the tiniest bit of research to answer