This is a really excellent sentence

shoutout to the guy I saw on TV a couple years ago talking about how he was shutting down his fishing tackle biz to sell maga merch fulltime because "that's what the people want to buy" hope it's working out for you chum

How limited does a society's imagination need to be for it to have the concept of a "dream job"?

The problem with "vote with your wallet" is that this practice is predicated on requiring money to do so. And it turns out, in a "vote with your wallet" system, the people with the money get to vote, and the more money you have, the more value your vote has.

This will go great for everyone stuck eating dog food and rotten meat on the aircraft carriers.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

Humans should really never stop crawling. It's much harder to fall that way, and if you do, you're much closer to the floor.

Mr Worldwide has confounded me with his wordplay.

I really disliked the whole "where's the beef?" thing and I'm gonna retcon my personal history and say it's because I was chased by a bunch of my elementary school classmates who were all wearing this mask.

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

These all look really great.

On hearing other people speaking in public places, I'm often reminded of the reason I try not to speak much in public places.

Screenshot of the first paragraph of the above article. It reads: "When Kevin Hartz’s security system failed to alert him as an intruder rang his doorbell and tried to enter his San Francisco home late one night, the serial entrepreneur decided existing solutions weren’t good enough. His co-founder Jack Abraham had experienced similar frustrations at his Miami Beach residence." The phrase, "the serial entrepreneur decided existing solutions weren’t good enough," is highlighted.

Dude is just entrepreneuring so hard. All the time.

He just can't help finding something to disrupt, even when he's not trying.

He's full to fucking brim with ideas. He can't even contain them anymore.

In a nutshell. 😊

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

the hitlerian victims of communism foundation on twitter: USSR pin awarded to farmers for "Mastery of Cannabis Breeding". Are these your "Marxist" values??

happy 4/20

Lunes.

it always surprises me when people react really viscerally to the idea of destroying systems and institutions that either no longer serve us (and can't be reformed), or never existed to serve humanity in general. putting the destruction of a system on the table shouldn't be a radical position

torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"

I thought that hair was photoshopped on at first

Gosford Park (2001)

Gosford World (2015)

Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

I imagine this phrase coming from the succulent Chinese meal guy when he's getting arrested.

Several folks in my mentions said they quit watching the new Count of Monte Cristo on PBS because it features Black actors. My friend, you are going to be shocked when you learn the ethnicity of Alexandre Dumas.

kuato, total recall

Would've liked to have seen this actor in more movies

That’s because “AI” isn’t transformative; it is a specialized tool that can be useful for specific tasks in narrow use cases but isn’t useful for most things it is advertised for.

No amount of marketing and money can change this.

She is super, super cute😻

The “jukebox in the corner blasting out my favorite song,” as described in “The Boys Are Back in Town”? It’s also playing “The Boys Are Back in Town.”

The whole thing is great, but that part and this one are my favorites

This is a valid point: whenever you see this sort of high-pressure sales tactic turned on a technology, you can be CERTAIN that it's a fake—actually useful new tech sells itself!

And don't underestimate the effectiveness of FOMO as a tool in the hands of a con artist.

AI and Crypto are fundamentally anti-democracy and must be obliterated