yeah so after looking all of my old mutuals have completely abandoned their bluesky accounts and gone back to twitter so im probably only gonna post copies of tweets we write on this account unless it does well

you would not believe your eyes

wrrrguff

tue...

HELLO yes we took a biiiig break(down) but now life is slowing down and we are suuuper bored

we'll explain in a big post in a bit! it's very cold and we're a little sick and all our images are on our computer and everything is cold :(

its so very good to see you again!

mid but we slaying anyways

its gonna take a while but hopefully will be worth it!!

ough i have to clean up this profile

old bio says metaphorically dead

i suppose that makes us metaphorically alive now

WE'RE BACK!!! 🎉

Our uniform feels so light on our body today. I feel like we could fly.

I'm feeling good.

∗ At some point in your life ⇛
∗ someone will be walking at the exact same pace as you.
∗ Each footfall will match up with yours ⇛
∗ Making a lovely and temporary literal once-in-a-lifetime symphony of legs and shoes.

BRO

IF YOU'RE GOING TO DO THIS BE DISCREET

I SEE YOU

SPEEDING AROUND FROM STORE TO STORE

LMAO

bro people gotta stop hijacking our radio frequency at work 💀 someone hopped on the frequency to say some "help help hello who's there" phasmaphobia ghost box type shit 😭😭😭

also you need to repeat the treatment every four weeks or so, and make sure you shave before using it

if you have any moles or scars, AVOID THEM. the laser targets dark spots so moles and scars will be hit directly and it'll hurt

you can use it on any part of the body, incl. of face and pubic area

silk'n. it is extremely expensive and can literally blind you, so make sure nobody else is in the room while using it, and wear sunglasses

also if you have pets keep them out of the room

lowk pepsi bottles look like monster dildos 😭

WHAT what jursdufkrgdskjghfasdrjklfwhat WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHERE WHY SAHJ DGFBAKDSHJFGKJSHWHGAT

creating an alt account disguised as an alt account of a close friend of the owner of a server with the name "not(username)" has to be the best subtexting ive ever done because it literally is not (username) and is, in fact, pivvy1s5 herself

im sorry what i thought i completed the game what the HELL is that

whatever

guess the moment will pass as always, since everything is always okay.

getting annoyed by all these coping mechanisms to be honest

truth be told i get irrationally upset when people try to help because i know it's pointless

and i truly am thankful for them all but god damn i wish they could help me

"shut your fucking putrid mouth," i'll say to myself as i receive the very same comfort i and probably many others could only dream of

"there's others like you," great, i don't want to fucking meet them! why would i want that! are you stupid! fuck off!

i wont do it yet, but this feels like eternal agony

the absolutely safe capsule
the immortal who hates living

this is a disease that can't be cured and i'm tired of people always telling me that there's going to be a fucking way out because i'd love to know if they've found it yet

can someone please tell me how the hell you're supposed to live with this?

they'll tell me again, "stay with us," but do they even know how selfish that sounds to me?

i feel like my mind is permanently bedridden and nobody wants to pull the goddamn plug

but then i try to move my arms, or my eyes, i try to blink or twitch, and i still can't move, like i'm frozen completely in some sort of purgatory

at least i now know what causes this absurd paralysis

but what good does knowing what it is do if it doesn't stop it from happening?

sometimes, i get this feeling. like, it's an urge to move, a very strong need to move anything, anywhere, any body part, any muscle

but i can't
no matter how hard i try, i cant move
i cant move so much that it begins to hurt
but then, i can move my fingers and decide it isn't real

Another Lucky Star crossover

berdly asks someone out in the newsletter by the way thanks for that toby

this is a video of me by the way

(made by the incredible ぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬぬ or 'nununununununununununununu' on youtube)

just told a RWR (right wing retard) that gender fluidity is like an STD (commonly called Woke Virus) where your genitalia physically changes along with your chromosomes 😭😭😭