620-570 at first glance since 1958.

Yup. Wet fart.

17 for 24 for Jumbo Jacks with 138 regular season games to go.

Losing road trip to teams the Dodgers should have beat? 🥱

photo of Kyle Tucker

gonna keep posting this photo of Kyle Tucker until he improves

Where the Rockies had pluck, the Giants' moronic strategy is being validated, which might be enough to get V off the hook for the short term.

I wasn't going to schlep 90 minutes south on a work night. No sir!

He can't throw 85~~~~

Better.

Right wing talk radio is a truly underdiscussed key to our present moment

Yay.

LOLMets is as constant as the North Star.

Mark Vientos running home while the ball is at the cutoff man, the third base coach has both hands up in the air trying to get him to stop. He did not.

real "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!" energy from Vientos on that out at home

$760 million non-deferred.

Such a stupid contract. 🙈

All you can do is your best. Whether that's enough is another question entirely but you didn't ask that. ✊

The Thick of It - Omnishambles YouTube video by TheOncomingStorm

You said the secret word.

The 2026 Blue Jays: The Omnishambles: from bean to cup, they f up.

Yeah, that'd do it. 😂

What range are we talking about?

I know the procedure!

It's rare I see a movie more than once. But I'll do so here if I can. 😎

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I keep getting some angry moth getting squished and an argument between a child and a mayor in my feed.

I'm sure it makes sense with context. I'm just trying to find time to do an IMAX showing with this little guy.

Basically Avatar (the blue one not the airbender) from what I've heard.

John Roberts Is Always a Republican First In public, the chief justice loves talking about how the Supreme Court’s work is not political. His leaked memos reveal just how political the Supreme Court’s work actually is.

The public's understanding of John Roberts would be much better if the Supreme Court press corps discussed him as a lifelong Republican who has spent his entire legal career working to push the law to the right

I haven't seen this movie but I've gotten to use that GIF twice.

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/snicker

🫡

@catherinetinker.bsky.social and I loved every GD second of it. (Now I take a little break.)

I suppose the next goal is to get everyone to Awesome comfort and set up automatic farms. The sandboxes are just so big.

News accounts are straining to portray the Virginia move as a betrayal of Dems' principled opposition to gerrymandering.

It's pure bullshit. Dems passed a 2021 bill ending it for *both sides.* The Dem position is that Trump/Rs don't get to play by their own rules:

newrepublic.com/article/2093...

Earth Day reminder that Trump’s EPA rolled back regulations governing clean air, water, wildlife, and toxic chemicals.

He’s pushed to open public lands to drilling and mining.

And he’s gutted clean energy programs while promoting dirty fossil fuels.

He’s a danger to our planet and our health.

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Six weeks later.

All regions Max Habitat.
All possible habitats built.
All 300 Pokémon met and befriended.

16 for 23 for Jumbo Jacks with 139 regular season games to go.

Alas, poor Yamamoto — burdened with no run support — AGAIN. Even Kevin Gausman is like "...damn, whose leg do you have to hump for a crooked number around here?!?"