booooooooo 🍅

i have cried a lot since starting prog but i’m realizing i need to invest more in big heaving sobbing ugly crying sessions instead of focusing on casually tearing up

true crime small talk in the work van 😐

uuuhhhhhh

don’t put your hair in a bun, throw on some rhoc s18 reunion and handle it

there oughta be a trans day of understanding. feels like we're still far from that

I wanna see some slack in that wrist, honey! More limp! More limp! -Coach Gayguy

soundguy recording bassist (out loud) in the greenroom…. never stop grinding…. or annoying your coworkers….

God I hate texas

actually don’t like how driving a car turns u into hitler

it's no deedee megadoodoo but it'll do for now

could not be fucking up more things rn if I tried 🥳

spring is really hanging me up the most bitch wow

33 degrees on monday and it’s gonna be 90 degrees on saturday?? not to be like texas weather is crazy but texas weather is crazy 😭

men’s speed skating 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

the fact that so many pretend every american awards and halftime show is a dagger in the very heart of Empire is terribly, awfully embarrassing. it’s like we’re in Bush’s seventh term

oh, is there a sportsball happening? is the myth of national identity being consolidated by a sportsball happening?

just like how "wokeness" did not go far enough whatsoever, the issue was that metoo did not go far enough whatsoever

Computer show me Tony and Carmela happy moments. Computer stop saying that’s not the point of the show. Computer. Send them to Disney World please

wow….

just started prog. running out of spiro. flm brooo

if you, a young man, dread growing up to be like your dad, there is a simple solution: grow up to be like your mom

watching live news coverage of the storm… maybe I need a weatherman husband

I really hate sexuality as a concept. So confusing

storm hasn’t even started yet and i’ve already lost all sense of time. abt to make my first coffee of the day at 4:30

made a beat (+ guitar) and straightened my hair at least

going to the dentist and realizing my life has a severe lack of large foreign objects in my mouth 😔

i’m gonna do my makeup today i’m gonna do the laundry i’m gonna play some guitar

chat gpt talk in the work break room 😣