My buddy Web looks more like Maui than The Rock does

dont have the option to throw my 401k into a stable value account this time around UH OH

there's probably a story, parallel to the Kennedy Center, in how much the private sector is paying to rent out USIP for these kinds of functions... and who is collecting the money

State has been working out of there for a bit now, with more moves planned soon

and all the principles getting fired and reassigned to The Shield of the Americas are supposed to work out of the building as well

that's the standard deduction for married couples filing jointly for 2025 taxes

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

this is Gutenberg.

absolutely brilliant follow

i want it to be falafel -- to go with the gyro meat -- but they had to crush it down to make it look not too foreign

yeah then they can doordash

true, but fucking hard tack looks more appetizing

I am so happy that after the wall to wall coverage he's been getting the last few days, I have absolutely zero idea what his voice sounds like

the Air Buddies movies are a fucking chore

brandy old fashioneds catching a[n extremely well deserved] stray

UW graduate student deported through SEA as protesters demand answers A union representing University of Washington graduate student workers says Kennedy Orwa’s student visa was rescinded without explanation.

Our PhD student Kennedy Orwa, who studies applications of AI to health care, was hastily deported today to Kenya along with his 13-year-old son without opportunity to speak to legal counsel.

King 5 reports that he held a valid visa that was rescinded without explanation.

oh absolutely. "i dont want to spend as much time with [friend] but how do i tell them?" and we're like, WE ARE HERE FOR THIS

but all the bullying, worried about fights, etc.? doesn't seem to happen

i think one of the first examples i've felt of "your past experience is no longer relevant at all"

His “NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS” post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his post.

The kids are all right Surprising studies show young people are doing better than previous generations in many ways

This is excellent
www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-...

we end up asking our children a lot of questions about their school day that they have responded to with "what?! why would anyone do that? why would that ever be a problem???"

2015 twitter post by user @murrman5. "No rapping tonight" Why? "You rap about Patrick swayze Everytime it's embarrassing" Ok (After one beer) Uh oh y'all it's getting kind hazy

when i think about "peak" Twitter, I think of this post

DC metro buses have full wraps for Border Patrol recruitment -- a sure sign we have given them far too much funding

did you know you can still Poke people on facebook??? *shudder*

Depluralize a movie

Dial M for Crow

It was originally a peaceful invention. Not to bread, obviously.

gimcrack is a wonderful word

Doubting Thomas: my time to shine!

they're going to shoot the bombs and the drones

"trained on radium code" makes so much god damned sense

lol they gave up on Dulles

pyrotechnics bigger than store bought commercial grade require licenses to manufacture and permits to fire

some of the regulations:
www.atf.gov/explosives/t...