Ahhhh!!! This is so exciting! Congrats!!!

Within 10 minutes I was hit on in downtown Philly, screamed at repeatedly by a street performer with “nice dress girl!!” and was asked by a random Philadelphian to break into the metro system and informed “this is Philly girl. Just come in.” (I did not break the law). This city is wild.

Today we said goodbye to our last kitty. Zodiac was one goofy cuddly guy. We’ll miss your 3am night songs, your sideways runs, and your purring chest compression cuddles ❤️

Finishing the new season of squid games on the same night the BBB is passed is just not a good feeling.

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One thing to know about me, I WILL add 10x the amount of garlic to any recipe

I’ll fight your inner saboteur on this. You are the exact opposite of annoying or horrible. I love you so much and will be in your corner telling you how all those thoughts are not true ❤️❤️

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Listen. I respect the hustle of being a door to door salesperson. But as a mom to a young child there is literally NO TIME that you can ring my door bell without either A) waking my child and ruining his whole day (and mine) or B) convincing my dogs WW3 has arrived and they are the last defense

A week ago I was wracking my brain for a Mother’s Day gift for my mom and found the cutest blanket pattern. When I say I hauled ass to get this one done, but she’s done and she turned out so cute #crochet🧶

My new fave sweater has been this “porch goose social club” one. The only problem? When people ask if I have a porch goose I’ve had to say “no but I’m aspiring to.” Thanks to my husband and son for gifting me the most perfect Mother’s Day porch goose. I’m in the club now!

Oh 100%. He just wants to be free to lick all the humans!!!!

I’m bad at making friends with my neighbors b/c I’m a lil goblin that stays inside most of the time, but my dog broke into the neighbor’s yard & she brought him back. So I made her a thank you sourdough & now we’ve been texting each other… I feel like I’m in a friendship rom com & my dog set me up…

Our HVAC unit bit the dust two weeks ago and they’re finally replacing it today and I have never felt more gratitude and appreciation for the modern convenience of air conditioning (but damn is it expensive).

To be fair, my New Year’s Day literally started with the most perfect WV kitchen wedding where we all gathered around the kitchen island after eating Tudors Biscuits, and I got to join two of my best friends together. I’m definitely in my Reverend Era (but only for gay marriages and young love).

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Two weeks ago we got invited to a wedding happening this weekend and today I was asked to officiate that wedding. Wild ride of an escalation of events out here as an ordained minister.

I need to send you the recipe!!

Thank you! I’m learning how hard it is. It’s so overwhelming to take him out of the house sometimes so I’m right there with you about staying home more.

😡😡😡 Im right there with you on the disgust and shame.

I’ve been crocheting this Twin Peaks blanket in secret for MONTHS (which is a feat considering it means wrestling a schedule with a 7 m.o.) but all worth it for @princentvice.bsky.social’s joy. A little labor of love for my love. Happy birthday darling ❤️❤️❤️ #crochet🧶

Two loaves of homemade yeast bread

Carrot cake 🥕

Sourdough cinnamon buns

Everything seasoning sourdough 😍

Easter baking 😍

Thank you so much ❤️

🥹 learning from the best ❤️

🥹 thanks. Fresh cut Barb is my fave. Her tail looks extra insane though. They only trimmed half the tell and left a feather duster on top lol. I’ll have to snap a pic to show you

Today I single handedly ran errands with a 7 m.o. Including wrestling a very anxious dog into the groomers. Feeling like super mom today! (this is esp. notable considering I’ve refused to take him out alone since Dec thanks to a combo of postpartum anxiety, depression, and a previous bad experience)

Right back at you! And I can’t wait to start a new 🐰 tradition

I am so damn proud of you and I am in your corner whether that’s rooting you on every other Sunday or showing up to help you juggle ❤️❤️

My nephew learned in school about a googol being a large number. So he started telling everyone “I love you a googol” and my sister was so hilariously confused about the search engine and now everyone else in my family has started to say “I love you a Google” and it brings me so much joy

Look at my cute baby and my silly lil doggo who is CONCERNED ❤️❤️❤️

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They just raised my student loan payment by over 500 dollars and didn’t fucking tell me!!! Just took it out of my account as a fun little surprise. I guess “fuck all of us on a repayment plan to pay for an overpriced education in a predatory system” is the new American dream.