Goodies 😊

HEY WAKE UP ITS GAY OUTSIDE 🌈🌈🌈

Pussy locally grown, tariff free, fairly priced, and they still don’t want it.

I like a protest, but if you have a permit that’s a parade, and if you don’t have a Molotov what’s the point?

You can make pasteurized milk into raw milk again if you leave it out overnight.

Just posted it

Can’t say shit about their Nazi overlord

Went viral on the other app and the block button has had a work out

Ok Thelma and Louise

The gobment: *actively bombing children* hey don’t burn cars

Had to bribe her with snacks to get to the park

If Casey Anthony has a million haters, Nancy Grace is one of them. If Casey has one hater, it’s Nancy. If Casey has no haters, Nancy is dead

Happy day to women, hope you get ya coochie ate

La sad girl

Im not a bad leftist I’m just stupid

Lord knows I’m weak to some loser ass white boy

Lmfaoooooo

We matched last year and then this morning

I’m hilarious on the apps

Wonder what it would feel like to get hit by a watermelon. Right to the face

People be writing whole dissertations tryna explain my own joke.

Calling my pussy the ‘Grip Reaper’

It’s chinga la migra Friday

No rizz just brown eyes and curly hair

That’s fair

K!ll me

This place is too uptight for my low brow gutter comedy

*getting my coochie waxed*
Line my shit up bitch

She was stinky

Gave her a bath and now I’m sore