It's a company named after a plot device that allowed Elder powers to have unregulated communications with young hobbits. What do you expect?

Haha in high-school the gas station near me had a hand over fist sales level of meth precursors.

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Looking forward to Little 500 this weekend, where I can watch kids chug 151 like it's kool-aid.

Just placed 3rd of 12 at Strixhaven pre release. Silverqyul was my bomb but the frogs gave everyone existential dread.

My LYFT driver was playing gospel top hits and I think that was appropriate. The way they drove I suspect they will see the pearly gates soon.

Suddenly Denzel Washington in Flight.

I legit laughed when he said it was showing him as a doctor healing. I guess no one has told him that doctors don't have hands that glow like they are made from plutonium.

Would you like to combo that sandwich with a waterboarding?

As someone who spent years growing up in Virginia, it is nice to see the state entering the 20th century.

I beg to differ.

Slay the Scientology?

Are we ready for the Biggest Most Bountiful Recession.

What? Was it a lesson in egginomics?

Probably WFIL

*snicker*

The lithium ion battery will fluff the rice for you. Also, possibly anything else in your kitchen.

This is American Exceptionalism at its finest. "Only in America could we discover that phones don't work in the pool."

Today while grocery shopping I found a bunch of the Giy Fieri Flavortown sauces marked down and shelved next to the rat poison.

A board game I ordered in 2024 finally arrived today, but the shipper used FEDEX. So I had to search the entire block to find it since FEDEX can never read the addresses of the buildings they are delivering to.

This what happens in cults of personality instead of institutions of respect and laws.

If there are women who don't want women to vote, those women can just not vote. No one will force them to violate their held beliefs.

Or maybe they are too basic

3 by 5 cards

I'm waiting for the NRA to realize that Sauer's arguments, if accepted by SCOTUS, could derail NRA"s calls for strict intervention of the second Amendment.

It's only AMSR if it comes from the AMSR region of France, otherwise it is just sparkling noise.

I mean if FOX News reported it you can take it to the bank.

As someone from Cleveland, I have to ask, is it 10 cent beer night?

There is a reason the Shah fell to a populist uprising lead by the clerics.

The Francis Scott Key bridge happened because the crew of the MV Dali were bad at docking.

Did you wear the mustache? Maybe they just didn't recognize you.