yall ever think about how dragonflies (real bug) are named after dragons (entirely fabricated mythological creature)

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i love the slenderman "collect my pages" so much but it sucks how you just CANT reference it because it's just an utterly Normal sentence with nothing strange about it in any way at all

phineas and ferb episode where perry never puts on the hat and dr. doofenschmirtz spends the entire episode wondering how a perfectly normal platypus got into his building

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so does anybody actually know how residential streets work or are we just supposed to make it up as we go along?

in heaven do you think they experience inverse survivorship bias

"oh no but you can't have more wishes!!" ok then give me more genies how about that

if the ender dragon doesn't break into a musical number about how evil she is i'm walking out of the theater

goodbye january 1st hello january 2nd!

what if we just started treating every day like it was new years

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what if it was called breaking bones and it was made by vince skellington

Thou'rt plagued in thine mind if thou say 'Charisma' with naught intention of irony.

aura is the mainstream equivalent of -2 and +2