Female Kill Machine 3 - David Guy's Ko-fi Shop Female Kill Machine 3 is the third and final instalment of the electrifyingly incredible satirical cyber punk sci-fi sensation that is the Female Kill...

Also available on ko-fi (pay what you want, contains books 1 and 2 as a bonus) and itch.io (same deal)

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Contains several good jokes and at least one incredible action sequence.

Female Kill Machine 3: Female Kill Machines 2 Female Kill Machine 3: Female Kill Machines 2 eBook : Guy, David: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store

My new book, Female Kill Machine 3, is available now on Amazon

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0GX2TM5DB

In this third and final instalment of the Female Kill Machine saga, our easy-going antifascist kill machine must wreak bloody revenge on the richest and most despicable men in the galaxy one last time.

all lists are shit obviously but videogame lists are always the shittest possible lists

The Man In The Cave | David Guy Get more from David Guy on Patreon

The Man In The Cave

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There’s a man in a cave near here who’ll turn you into an animal if you ask. He’ll do pretty much anything, birds, beasts, bugs, whatever you want, really, as long as you do want it, really want it, need it...

It is here at last.

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So if you're interested in anarchic satirical cyberpunk stupidity about righteous robots killing the worst and richest men in the world, this might be the book for you

(patreon subscriber pre-release version, actual release in a week or two)

also last year rllmuk closed down (or became members only or something), and without that to occasionally look at once a month or so, i genuinely don't even know anything about new games any more. i assume nintendo actually made some other games for the switch 2 beyond mario kart but who knows

I haven't. I keep thinking I might but then never do. I think I'm sort of holding off so I've forgotten the world a bit for whenever I get to play tears of the kingdom, maybe (but then I've watched my nieces/nephews play that a bit, and all the building stuff makes it look a bit of a chore really)

It's the best version! (I have never played any other version)

Hard McGregor is a pretty good name (and Chard McGregor is probably even better)

Lewis Pullman, Daniel Blumberg - Bow Down O Zion | The Testament of Ann Lee Soundtrack YouTube video by Milan Records USA

I watched the The Testament Of Ann Lee yesterday, which had a pretty bloody great soundtrack. This song reminded me of This Is Our Punk Rock era Silver Mt. Zion (and not just because it had zion in the title)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB2n...

Probably not, although I would quite like to (especially as I never had a switch 1 either). Its kind of depressing that the last nintendo game I properly played was breath of the wild

I'm pretty sure the PS4 is the last console I'll ever own (be able to afford).

All the abominable people die, which is nice

Female Kill Machine 2 - David Guy's Ko-fi Shop Female Kill Machine 2 is the lightning-paced absurdist quantum explosion of ever-escalating cyberpunk insanity and hyperviolence sequel to the lightni...

So now you all really definitely should read the first two in anticipation for the third one

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(they're pretty good and the third one's even slightly better or at least just as pretty good as these two)

Hooray, I've actually finished this now (bar the endless fractal horrors of typo fixing, etc).

I AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI AM NOT AN AI

Probably not anyone dead either

There is not a single person alive who has watched all of stargate

excellent

Clouds
of anxiety
rolling
over me

Who knows when it’ll rain
I just know
that it will

Tales From The Town #232: Curling

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“What are you watching, Daniel?” Claire asked.

“Curling,” Daniel said.

Tales From The Town #231: The Forgotten Vending Machine

Standing sentry outside an abandoned shop
the forgotten vending machine still takes your coins
still dispenses its wares
still waits loyally
day after day
for its old masters to return

just the usual partial void

And also I have very nearly finally actually oh god I promise if I write this message I have to do it etc actually almost nearly finished the third and final part of the female kill machine trilogy. So please god someone read these first two so it's not just being released into a complete void

I actually sold a copy of this today, which was nice. For money and everything.

(But also it's available for free so don't let that put you off reading it)

Female Kill Machine 2 - David Guy's Ko-fi Shop Female Kill Machine 2 is the lightning-paced absurdist quantum explosion of ever-escalating cyberpunk insanity and hyperviolence sequel to the lightni...

Female Kill Machine 1 & 2

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An exciting dystopian cyberpunk satire about a robot who must kill every man she sees (because every man she sees is awful).

Contains at least one funny joke per chapter, and also there's a penguin in the first book (the penguin does not die)

so much of my life
has been spent
attempting to
pacify my
own mind

初恋 - 遠藤浩二 (Koji Endo) - FIRST LOVE OST YouTube video by jungliemonkey

I watched First Love yesterday (Takashi Miike's 103rd film, apparently), and both the film and this track from it are absurdly great fun. www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pag...