Anyway ALSO everyone should read American Hippo by @sarahgailey.bsky.social because nothing says 'yes fun' like both riding hippos and man eating hippos and queer people.
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This is my first time, actually. Usually I barely ever leave Oakland California.
That was probably me! We ate at spoon food. I’m here visiting colleagues at Sentry.
Yeah, but if you say “Tall Canadian” then the spooks can track you. Gotta keep em off your trail. That’s why I always give the name “Martha from Japan”.
This is funny because you're probably one of the only not-English people there.
Next time you should say your name is "Tall American".
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop]
Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins
Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:
Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
ewwwwwwwwww
I lowkey hate how much this delights me 😂
And they *almost* mean the same thing, too. Relating to mimicry behavior, vs behaviors passed along through mimicry.
ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE
The other possible doctrinal conclusion is that blasting rope to waluigi hentai is not a sin
A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022): Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet
I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can
Classic laughter demon summoning fuel
Angine de Poitrine, Vol II
Sarniezz is the stand-out hit, imo. Utzp is legitimately hilarious. open.spotify.com/album/3FqqIe...
Next year in peace. Free Palestine.
I’m so sorry that you had this traumatic experience.
“Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object,” a young representative named Abraham Lincoln wrote in 1848. This was “understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us.” This quote, incidentally, is immortalized on the House’s website, if any members of Congress are looking for it.
In fairness it’s not like the consequences of having a mad king unilaterally take the country to war on a whim were so incredibly obvious that you could see it coming from the 18th and 19th centuries www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Wow! That’s like 2 and a quarter whole strategies, sounds like this guy is really moving the needle out of the box!
You’re absolutely right, great catch!
At this point, if someone ran for president on the single campaign promise that they'd hang Trump and Hegseth for war crimes, they'd have my vote. Hell, I'd knock on doors for them. That is not even an extreme leftist thing, "killing fascists" is like, a 1940s-era conservative position.
why is this so funny to me
Guy who keeps hinting at the fucked up problematic media he likes and finally reveals he's talking about Scooby Do.
the hardest part about separating the art from the artist is how i seem to have glued myself to this macaroni picture
London Liverpool Street,
London Laugherpool Street,
London Loverpool Street.
Yup. AI is a *really* good* excuse tho.
*: good for the capital class, ie, evil
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Personally I’d just skip it. There’s better fantasy.
