Dog wearing tiny cowboy hat.

A dog? Perry the dog.

This might be the most perfectly grilled grilled cheese I’ve ever made.

Kids’ immune systems always know when you are under immense pressure to get a lot of detail-oriented work done.

“It’s almost time to turn the bedroom fan on.”
Bold of you to assume it hasn’t been on all winter.

Dog laying on a cough, tongue sticking out.

You know it’s a good nap when your tongue just sorta blebs out. 🤣

Pam Bondi has been a complete and total failure at her job. The Epstein survivors showed more courage just by being in that room than she did under oath. She refused to answer questions and chose complicity.

America deserves better.

They are not going to stop until you stop them.

Cat sitting on woman’s lap

My old man is going to gray, and yet he is still just a little, tiny baby.

It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.

Cat on a lap in a bathrobe.

He is so cozy. I’m stuck here indefinitely.

self portrait of the artist seated at a kitchen table with her head resting on on the table and her arms hanging limp with exhaustion. Two goblins approach her curiously.

Burned out.

Cat snuggling in a blanket

His wee little fangs tho. 😍

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

Where I live, minimum wage (non tip) is about the price of a pound of ground beef (at 90/10).

A pound of meat shouldn’t cost an hour of your life.

😭😭😭

Doughnut with a doughnut whole and icing to make it look like a spider

Daughter had a #sleepover, and her friends wanted #spiderdoughnuts from #dunkin . They are too cute!

Often, when I’ve been interviewed about a book I wrote, the interviewer hasn’t read it.

When I interview someone about their book, I read it.

1. It takes the pressure off the guest. They don’t have to explain everything.
2. It’s easier to come up with good questions.
3. I get to read a book!

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

Kids trick or treating - old lady gives trick - fire spiders.

Love this, so much.

Looks like the credit is anythingcomic.com

books should have an anti-acknowledgements section where the author talks shit about all the people who fucked them over while they were trying to write the thing. not bc I personally want to write one but bc I love gossip

Two jack-o’-lanterns and two painted pumpkins on a porch

One jack-o’-lantern with heart eyes and one with 6 horns

One jack-o’-lantern and one painted pumpkin like candy corn.

The kids did #pumpkins!

#jackolantern #halloween #spooky #horrror #trickortreat

U right

fiction is a safe space to think of unsafe things if you feel it's messing you up, step away. don't assume it's messing everyone up and you need to eradicate it because you caught a case of the feel-bads from something. go sit with that and think about why instead of pissing in everyone else's cheerios.

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The brand “butts on things” micro plush

A dump truck with a voluptuous ass.

Okay from now on when I hear dump truck ass this is what imma think of.

Dawn sky, break over mountains. Lake in foreground

Sky seems dramatic, like it's trying to prove something

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So excited to have a #shortstory featured.

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Human hand scratching content cat’s chin.

Chin up, Kitten.

Vague acceptance post! I’ll share more details once the contracts are in.