My tattoo artist just posted this on his close friends. Time to book another tattoo!

Actually criminal that I have to wait a month to finish season 2 of Dan Da Dan after watching Dan Da Dan: Evil Eye in the cinema

Happy hump day 🐫

Hate that whenever I get a cold now I always manage to lose the end of my septum piercing

Not me mishearing Francesca say Lisa’s one of her pendulums thinking she said pensioners instead 💀 #TheTraitorsUK

Why is Livi playing the victim over Freddie speaking… facts? #TheTraitors

Honestly I don’t know how production keep planting these industry plants

Low-key kind of obsessed with G.I. Barbie #TheTraitors

a young girl with long hair is wearing a blue sweater and standing in a room . ALT: a young girl with long hair is wearing a blue sweater and standing in a room .

Linda trying not to laugh at the roundtable #TheTraitors

Go on girl, protect my South Asian king #TheTraitors

Who the fuck is Anna? #TheTraitors

My man Alexander back on screen iktr! #TheTraitors

Despite having asthma, vaping socially, and not having been to the gym in over a month, I’m bloody chuffed that I can still run on the treadmill for 25 minutes without struggling

Shouldn’t be this excited to go to the office but I can finally get a Morrie’s salad bar for my lunch again. UNREAL!

I volunteer as tribute! 🙋🏽‍♂️

Happy birthday gorge! Now go find the lost city of Atlantis! 🤓

First day back at the gym in over a month. Sponsored by Costco’s Pre Workout™️ 💪🏾

I’ve been waiting to watch this romcom for MONTHS. Here we fucking gooooo

Come get it baby 😇

Omg who is this?! I’ve just seen he followed me? Bot? 🤖

No one:
Mums as soon as New Years is over:

Getting a Crimpit was probably the best decision of my entire life. I’ve just made a ‘calzone’ using leftover biryani and meat curry with a side of butter chicken sauce and it’s absolutely divine 👨🏾‍🍳 💋

Finally getting a dressing gown and an electric blanket for Christmas have been a life saver this morning. It’s fucking freezing 🥶

The fact she thought that there couldn’t possibly be anyone from Wales on there is so ridiculous

I’m so jealous I didn’t get to see her when she was on tour 😢

Haaate that they’ve left that on a cliffhanger. I need to protect my man Nathan #TheTraitors

Why is Linda giving Fairy Godmother from Shrek #TheTraitors

Have some respect for Yin diva !!!

Obsessed with Lindypops !! #TheTraitors

I’ve only just realised The Traitors is just adult heads down thumbs up 🤯 #TheTraitors