Posts by thefistcake
Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
Christmas Ballistic Lunar Witch
Almost Christmas means it wasn’t Christmas
Gamers. It’s time
It’s definitely my own personal hell. I hate everything AI but I love and respect my family so much and can’t bring myself to be a party pooper.
I have discovered a new hell! It’s when your dad plays an AI-made country song that mentions you and other family members and you have to keep a straight face and say “Aww that’s sweet!”
Double Hell is when you have to keep a straight face when your mom tears up at it. 😬😬😬
The stream begins NOOOOOW
For all future stream stuff please follow my other account here! Plus random weightlifting updates I guess lol
OKAY. I ran a test stream and everything seems good to go! Some come hang out as I bonk fools in Megabonk! See ya 8p CST (30 minutes from now) at
twitch.tv/zacgief
Test stream didn’t go well! Spent an hour working on stream settings to fix my bitrate and it still didn’t work so I canceled the stream.
The kicker? Immediately after that i reset OBS and it seems to work just fine now. Oh well! Better late than never
Fox scrubquotes are like the news equivalent of DSP scrubquotes
Gonna start streaming again this weekend. Under a new name and channel so brace your buttholes or whatever
Three French Bulldogs in hoodies, tags hanging out of the front, pose for the camera.
The Bestie Boys
Someone made a wojak of me it’s hurting me
ABC’s new logo
The excitement I felt when I found out my Planet Fitness finally has free weights is indescribable! No longer shackled to the… SMITH MACHINE
Might do a test stream tonight! I’ll keep ya posted
I miss her so damn much.
(beepbeepboop) Sam, it's me. Stuffed Crustman.
Had to suck in some string on conduits on the ceiling. Boss said “figure it out” so I did 😂 #electrician #apprentice
Apparently “Milfmas” is not a recognized holiday in my wife’s family chat 🙄
Oh so Galactus can entire planets but my daughter can’t eat sand? Typical patriarchal woke bullshit 🙄
You gotta make sure to turn down the mid knob all the way
You don't want your mixes to be mid
Your welcome
Of course they release Re-blivion the one week I’m penny pinching! 😭
Hot Dad take. Not a take from a Hot Dad, but a Hot Take from a Dad. Ahem.
All “Blank Loves You” books are cringe.